Fuck my life... (1 Viewer)

[Ivorytw]

if you stick two carrots up your nose and a celery stick up your bum you will feel better

 

[NeroSpace]

if you stick two carrots up your nose and a celery stick up your bum you will feel better

ill try

if successful i'll post pics if u want

 

[iwantfreeessays]

sorry to hear it mate. DId you see it coming or was it random?

 

[SnowFox]

if you stick two carrots up your nose and a celery stick up your bum you will feel better

Ive noticed you have a thing about sticking objects up rectal cavities, lego, celery etc etc.

 

[slyhunter]

Stop pursuing her, she's not worth it obviously

 

[shinning]

you could do wat tony did
steals the boyfriend's phone--> using his phone, send naked pictures to your girl---> and wallah!

 

[Arcorn]

Or you could just an hero. Ends your pain and makes her feel bad. Win win.

 

[kaz1]

Threaten to kill yourself if she doesn't come back to you. It's guaranteed to work.

 

[stampede]

decapitate them

then masturbate over their headless corpses

ejaculate sparingly unto them

 

[Arcorn]

Threaten to kill yourself if she doesn't come back to you. It's guaranteed to work.

God, I've had a bitch threaten to kill herself if I didn't get back with her. Just led her on for a bit. Fixed everything. Except she keeps spreading bullshit about me that keeps coming back to me because this is Armidale and I know fucking everybody.

 

[khorne]

Holy shit guys.

My girlfriend just left me for some other dude, it's killing me.

What do I do?? I want her back.

Oh god...

Do what must be done

then have a corpse wedding

 

[effylove]

you could do wat tony did
steals the boyfriend's phone--> using his phone, send naked pictures to your girl---> and wallah!

just because it worked in skins

doesn't mean it will work irl

you moron

 

[HalcyonSky]

Holy shit guys.

My girlfriend just left me for some other dude, it's killing me.

What do I do?? I want her back.

Oh god...

if she was your girlfriend then you know more about how to get her back than some randoms on an internet forum who will be masturbating alone for the next 10 years over the distant memory of a girl who once kissed them as a joke

just think back to what she saw in you in the first place, how you might have changed since then, and work from there.. .. you might think you havnt changed but the way you display yourself to her likely has - people get lazy in relationships, you stop going out of your way to show your good side and you let your bad attributes slip more often

once the initial excitement of a new person wears off, a part of her will want you back guaranteed

 

[MrBrightside]

Ring her up and say you love her, keep doing this until successful. Give her birthday presents and Christmas presents lol give her a cheerful card every once and a while.

 

[boris]

if she was your girlfriend then you know more about how to get her back than some randoms on an internet forum who will be masturbating alone for the next 10 years over the distant memory of a girl who once kissed them as a joke

just think back to what she saw in you in the first place, how you might have changed since then, and work from there.. .. you might think you havnt changed but the way you display yourself to her likely has - people get lazy in relationships, you stop going out of your way to show your good side and you let your bad attributes slip more often

once the initial excitement of a new person wears off, a part of her will want you back guaranteed

did dis werk 4 u justin

 

[boris]

Ring her up and say you love her, keep doing this until successful. Give her birthday presents and Christmas presents lol give her a cheerful card every once and a while.

hahahah de-modded
what a cunt

 

[stampede]

if she was your girlfriend then you know more about how to get her back than some randoms on an internet forum who will be masturbating alone for the next 10 years over the distant memory of a girl who once kissed them as a joke

hahahahahahah

 

[Shadowdude]

if she was your girlfriend then you know more about how to get her back than some randoms on an internet forum who will be masturbating alone for the next 10 years over the distant memory of a girl who once kissed them as a joke

I love it when people talk from personal experience.

 

[HalcyonSky]

did dis werk 4 u justin

nope but it probably would if i ever had to get someone back

 

[Arcorn]

Ring her up and say you love her, keep doing this until successful. Give her birthday presents and Christmas presents lol give her a cheerful card every once and a while.

Lol clingy bastards.