futurama thread (2 Viewers)

[~Dreamer]

im so obsessed right now, i watched 5 eposides back to back i got from a friend that has a ll the eposides. anyone else?! whata re your favourite quotes? some of mine:

[Fry and Leela walk into the room - Bender is on the couch, "pregnant" with brewing beer]
Bender : I'm really starting to swell up with beer. I must look ridiculous.
Fry : Nah, you have a healthy glow.
Bender : [Bender belches] Oh my god! I just felt it ferment!
Fry : Ooo! Let me feel.
Leela : [She and Fry sit next to Bender. She puts her ear to his chest] Have you thought about what to name it?
Bender : I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.
Fry : I hope it's a lager so I can take it to a ball game.
[Bender belches again. Leela giggles]
Fry : Ooo! I felt that one!


Fry : Okay, you're on a date. What's the first thing you do?
Dr. Zoidberg : Ask her to mate with me.
Fry : No, tell her she's special.
Dr. Zoidberg : But she's not, she's merely the female with the largest clutch of eggs.
Fry : Well, tell her that. And then what?
Dr. Zoidberg : Then mating.
Fry : No, make up some feelings and tell her you have them.
[Dr. Zoidberg raises his hand]
Fry : Yes?
Dr. Zoidberg : Is desire to mate a feeling?
Fry : Ugh, you're not even trying.
Dr. Zoidberg : Ohhh, it's all so complicated, with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies.

Bender : I was a hero to broken robots 'cause I was one of them, but how can I sing about being damaged if I'm not? That's like Christina Aguilera singing Spanish. Ooh, wait! That's it! I'll fake it!

Amy Wong : You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later on you realize he actually has a really good body.

Dr. Zoidberg : Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain.
[Fry opens his mouth]
Dr. Zoidberg : No, no, not that mouth.
Fry : I only have one.
Dr. Zoidberg : Really?
Fry : Uh... is there a human doctor around?
Dr. Zoidberg : Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "brglgrglgrrr"!
Fry : Uh... brglgrglgrglgrrr!
Dr. Zoidberg : What? My mother was a saint! Get out!

 

[Cape]

Futurama is better than the simpsons ... damn them they stopped it after 4 seasons, we have them all on dvd

 

[Gooba]

There is a season 5

 

[artfag]

"i'll have a horse cola"

"horse pepsi okay?"

"nayyyy"

 

[girlanachronism]

my all time fave futurama quote:

ho's- Bender honey, we love you
Bender- shut up baby, I know it


my brother's watching how hermes requisitioned his groove back

 

[tabularasa]

i love futurama. There are indeed 5 season but only 4 boxsets. this is because they divded the box sets into the production season instead of the airing seasons.

ONe of my fave quotes is

bender"Well i'm gonna build my own theme park with blackjack and hookers, IN fact forget the theme park"

LAter

Bender"Well i'm gonna build my own lunar lander with blackjack and hookers in fact forget the lunar lander and the black jack.

My other fave is
Fry: "The secret ingredient of Slurm is people"
Leela "no, we alreayd have a soda like that, Solent Cola"

 

[Orange Juice]

best ep is the 30% iron chef... ho ho ho or was it some other percentile?

 

[tabularasa]

not its 30%.

I loved the jurrasic bark episode that was soo good.

 

[AsyLum]

Last ep was awesome.

 

[boblikesbeer]

something

my fav ep is less than a hero


stupid fox cancling it by the way spell bad

 

[thejosiekiller]

mad show - ive downloaded over 30 episodes that ive downloaded in the last month. all gold

"we need rest... the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised"
"it time snooh snooh!!!"
"can't we just cuddle?"

NOOOOOOOO
and space pilot 3000

"if they try and take off give them an assful of laser"

"welcome to the world of tomorrow!!!!...."
"why do you always have to say it like that?"
"haven't you heard of a thing called showmanship?"

starship troopers

argh there are way too many!!!!

 

[AsyLum]

DEATH BY SNOO SNOO

:O :O :O

"Baby, the spirit is willing, but the flesh is...bruised!!"

 

[thejosiekiller]

that episode is golden

 

[tabularasa]

That is a great ep i love it. The slurm factory woudl have to be my favourite. The grunka lunka's were the best.

 

[thejosiekiller]

tell them i hate them

they think they have a good union, but they dont

do you have a shirt that isnt so tight across the thorax?

we will sell it as slurm classic and make millions when we reintroduce slurm

 

[GromReaper]

I love Futurama!! My brother has all 4 seasons on DVD and I've watched them constantly.

Dr Zoidberg would have to be the funniest weird crab monster alien ever conceived. Some of the greatest episodes were in the last season, like "The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings" and "The Farnsworth Parabox."

Fry: One year later, I was beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!

What did y'all think of the "sad" episodes like "Jurassic Bark," "Luck of the Fryrish," "Leela's Homeworld"? I liked how, for a comedy show, they were able to show such depth and emotion in the characters.

 

[thejosiekiller]

yeah mutants suck- cue sad music

 

[girlanachronism]

This concept of 'wuv' excites and infuriates us

 

[thejosiekiller]

who can go past bender?

cheese it

you're boned

bite my shiny metal ass

chump

up yours

I LOVE IT ALL

 

[walrusbear]

that's her officers! she's the one who programmed me for evil!

Hermes is Jamaican? I always thought he was some kind of outer space potato man

Bender: Wooo! Get a room you two.
-we are in a room.
Bender: Well then lose some weight!!