some of the best quotes are
[Zapp Brannigan offers Leela some champagne]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Cham-paggin?
Leela: I didn't realize you were such a "coin-a sewer."
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Well, I have studied abroad... or two.
Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
[Discussion of the mysterious Slurm Cola]
Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient.
Fry: My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?
Leela: No, there's already a soda like that - Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh. How is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.
[On turning Leela into a Slurm Queen]
Glurmo: But your Highness, she's a commoner. Her slurm will taste foul.
Slurm Queen: Yes. Which is why we'll market it as "New Slurm". Then when everyone hates it, we'll bring back "Slurm Classic," and make billions.
[Dr. Zoidberg is preparing to look for a mate]
Dr. Zoidberg: How do I look?
Bender: Like whale barf.
Dr. Zoidberg: Then the illusion is complete.