going down there... (2 Viewers)

[MissGeorgie]

you boys should try harder.....every girl deserves it !!!

 

[mistermouse]

oi! not so generic! SOME boys need to try harder.
and every girl and boy out there deserves to orgasm before, during and after sex!
go sex! mmmmyummy

 

[MissGeorgie]

hehe, im truely sorry.....MOST boys need 2 try harder no every GIRL deserves to before, during and after....most guys just roll over after they've had ONE! so inconsiderate...lol (not my boy but) i'd like to meet this eleged man who can orgasm 3 times in the space of an hour and a half or so!

 

[mistermouse]

yeh, it aint that hard



you wait 6-8 days without and you can go 3 in that time easy

my record (for coming - not during sex - as in, by self - is 9 in a day.

but anyway!!!


really? do guys truly just like roll over and go to sleep? thats just..wrong...guys, you need some manners!!! give kisses and snuggles and stuff!! and if they want, more orgasms. make her come till she begs you to stop coz shell explode!

 

[MissGeorgie]

lol, yeh apparently some do, i love snuggling!!! its my fave! if u wait 6-8 days, doesnt that just mean u'll come in about 3 seconds!?!?!?

 

[mistermouse]

nah, u hold in for a while,then the 2nd time ages (is goood) and the 3rd time, u can kinda choose when to..like, hrs if u wanted to...but u get tiiired...


mmm snuggles *hugs gf*

 

[MissGeorgie]

yeh i can imagine u'd get very tired....but sounds good other wise!

 

[mistermouse]

hehehe better watch the winking, or my gf might kill you

but snuggles, i think, can be better than sex. a rlationship based on se will die, a relationship based on snuggles is forever!!

 

[MissGeorgie]

so true (by the way, i hav a bf...so they weren't flirty winks )

snuggles and talking all the way!!!

 

[mistermouse]

hehe i kno you mentioned him above


yes!!!!!!!

i love snuggles...

 

[MissGeorgie]

and kisses....not necessarily pashing...but kisses and hugs



hehehe....i love the word pash!

 

[mistermouse]

pash seems to imply push mouths up against each other with no movement and just look funny...

yes
lil pecks everywhere, on the forehead and nose specially, and neck rubs and hugs and head scratches/rubs and generally anything you can to pamper each other!!

 

[rishi]

lol... 9 times? u must get real bored and horny =\

 

[MissGeorgie]

haha, yeh i was thinking that myself, just quietly

 

[mistermouse]

well, i really wish i hadnt posted THAT

stupid damned forums

so addictive
lose track of what your sayin



well, 1. this was 3-4 yrs ago, 2. yes, much of the time when a guy jacks off (ok, when I do) its boredom combined with horniness, 3. yes, i do get horny. everyone does. so?

4. now lets get back to going down there!!

 

[bubz :D]

can you scan it. btw in this months ralph, out today they have "the vagina report" a users guide. not bad i must say.

ok mr speedy. you (and all the other guys) better appreciate this.

straight out of this month's cosmo, the oral sex workshop.


FOR HIM: (hers'll be typed later)

the lowdown on going down on her... by lesbian sexpert misty bennett.


1. get ready
if you're a newcomer to all this, you're probably feeling nervous. this is normal., even i, the lesbian enrique iglesias, felt overwhelmed the first time i came face to face with a woman's genitals. so get comfy with these fail-safe warm up techniques.
- turn off phones & hang a DND sign on the door.
- warm up the room so you don't die of oxygen deprivation beneath an uncooperative doona.
- choose lighting that lets you see what you're doing, but not so she feels like she's visiting the gyno.
- make sure neither of you are in positions that'll get uncomfy after 5mins.
- show your enthusiasm: tell her you can't wait to bury your head between her thighs (she'll be eating out of your hands before you make a single move)
CRITICAL TIP: make her comfy by suggestng the aim is enjoyment rather than orgasm. sometimes she won't come, but that doens't mean she won't get something amazing out of the experience.


2. ask what she likes.
all women are different. even if you have plenty of oral experience, don't assume that because your last gf liked it slow & steady, your new partner will.
- honest and inviting works best with sex chat. try, "i'd love to go down on you, but am worried i won't get it right., can you give me some pointers?" dont laugh if she responds with instructions, diagrams and a powerpoint demonstration. this is vital info, you should be taking notes!
- dont keep pressuring her for info if she's shy. tell her any time she wants to give you feedback is fine by you.


3. get to know her
guys are often teased about their inablility to find the clitoris, so use these preliminary proceedings to check out your partner's most intimate geographical regions:
- encourage your gf to lie with her legs spread a comfy distance apart
- offer her additional pillows in case she likes to watch, being able to see eachother & make eye contact will also help keep the two of you feeling connected.
- lay on your belly with your face between her thighs,. if your neck gets cramped, try kneeling alongside her and descending from above.
- if you're on your oral L-plates, you'll probably be tempted to rush. don't. there is a time and place for quickies, this is not it.
- anticipation is a powerful aphrodisiac. tease your lover by licking & kissing her inner thighs, nibbling your way around the outside of her genital area, and brushing your cheek against her pubic hair.
CRITICAL TIP: FORGET EVERYTHING YOU EVER LEARNED IN PORNOS. if they show oral sex at all, it's usually short and clinical.


4. the first long licks:
once you've given your partner a lengthy tease, the time has come to move onto 2nd/3rd base. this is where things get really interesting.....
- start by using your hands to gently part her pubic hair. if she's gone brazilian, separate her lips slightly so the clitoral area is on full display.
- the best way to get the ball rolling s a long, slow lick which starts near the mouth of the vagina and goes all the way up to the top of the clitoral hood.
- use medium pressure & a flat, relaxed tongue. ther'es nothing worse than being jabbed with a hard, pointy tongue tip. apart from making you seem reluctant, it can be painful.
- after a bunch of long,luscuious licks, try pressing your tongue flat against her clitoral area & shaking it ever so slightly.
- light flicks over the clit can work wonders, but DON'T USE TEETH.
CRITICAL TIP: don't be afraid to use your nose, it's great for parting hair, and nuzzling her cleft, lips & clit. just make sure it's not blocked. you'll need it to breathe!


5. be a detective
hopefully by this stage, your gf will have begun offering directions such as faster, slower, or "down & a little to the left". if she's a bit shy, you're going to have to keep an eye & an ear out for clues...
- moaning, quivering, pelvic gyrating & shouts of "oh god i'm coming" are good signs. no change in her breathing and a corpse-like stiffness are not.
- some women express pleasure in subtle ways, a slight movement or a catch of breath reveals you're on the right track
- some physical responses are deceptive. a sudden twitch might be an ecstatic convulsion, but could also mean whatever your doing has become unpleasantly intense.
- remember the clit is more sensitive than the penis, and while some women enjoy hard & fast stimulation, others hate it.
CRITICAL TIP: you probably already know the clit is nerve ending central. but did you know the surrounding areas are also very sensitive? if you and your partner are feeling adventurous, combine oral sex with a gentle stimulation of the outer & inner vaginal lips, the vaginal opening, the stretch of skin between the vagina & the anus.... check out the diagrams at the-clitoris.com/f_html/anatomy.htm for maps.


6. advanced techniques:
despite the rumours, giving women good oral sex is easy. it's just like pashing. simply let your tongue take over til you find a movement that drives her wild, then stick with it. but there are a few advanced techniques that'll make you look like a pro.
- the figure eight: run your tongue in a figure-8 pattern over the clitoral area.
- the chuppa chups: suck gently on her clit or take in as much of her genitals as you can. greed can be good!
- tonguing: tenderely insert your tongue into the vagina to give her a spine-tingling thrill & you get a great new taste sensation. experiment with angles so you don't cause urself an injury, and never ever jab.
- fingering: lots of women get off on having a finger or fingers inserted into their vagina or rectum while they're being licked. check out the vibe first as these techniques can feel intrusive if they're not wanted.
- doggy style: get your gf to position herself on her hands & knees so you can lick her from behind. very very sexy! and just one of many positions in the kamasutra ripe for an oral reinvention.
CRITICAL TIP: never stop exploring. just cos you've found one oral-sex technique that leaves her weak at the knees doesn't mean there won't be others.


7. going for gold:
signs your gf is close to coming: rapid breathing, lots of wetness & engorged genitals (our bits fill with blood, too). here's how to bring her over the edge.
- first, don't worry if you cant. things may not always go according to plan, but that doesn't mean you haven't given her incredible pleasure. damn right, says bubz
- if she doesn't seem close to coming or you need a rest, offer to continue using your hands, or encourage her to bring herself to orgasm by masturbating or using a vibrator.
- if things are looking good, don't speed up automatically. tantalisingly slow movements can also produce earth-shattering results.
- a woman on teh verge of an orgasm may seem to freeze., she might even quit breathing and moving altoghether. whatever you do, don't stop. continue doing exactly what your doing. this is the big moment....
CRITICAL TIP: if your partner does come, find out exactly whe she wants you to stop licking. continuing for too long can be as bad as stopping too early. steady, direct pressure after orgasm is often a winner, as is starting all over again.



@______________________@ MY FINGERS ARE SO SORE NOW.... (from typing)
hope it helps, guys.


girls' coming soon. pun intended

 

[lengstar]

*drools
i feel like going down on bubz right now lol

 

[mr_speedy]

bubz, has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?........

 

[AsyLum]

Bubz, you should have "BoS sex goddess" as you're CS

haha, thanks for yet another fine article ... now to find a gal to practice on.....

 

[mr_speedy]

oh yeah and bubz, since your a sex "instructor" now, can i have my first lesson free? - hehe a bit lame, from those t-shirts u find at paddys.