Good excuses to leave my partner (1 Viewer)

[Enteebee]

So I got a new girl and need to leave my old one ASAP.

I dont wanna do the asshole thing of not showing up for sex, so I need a good excuse as to why I cant cum ever again.

I was considering just calling up and saying I had a broken cock.

Any other ideas?

 

[pattii]

call her and say either:

-my blue balls are permanent
-you just dont get me up anymore
-my penis is blocked by your dried up cum
-are you up for a threesome?

 

[bazookajoe]

Suggest a ménage * trois, you really can't lose either way

 

[Enteebee]

OK FANCY WORD FOR A THREESOME WHICH MAKES U COME OFF LIKE A EUROTRASH WANKER! sorry... just i've just heard that at least about 5 times already this week and it's starting to annoy

 

[bazookajoe]

I was just trying to imitate Seinfeld

 

[Enteebee]

I was just trying to imitate Seinfeld

well i fail because i cant even remember that episode.

 

[bazookajoe]

Jerry is going out with a girl but he prefers her roommate so he and George come up with a plan called the 'roommate switch'. The plan is that Jerry suggests a ménage a trois with the roommate added, and she'll be so disgusted that she'll leave him, but the roommate will be flattered. But it turns out the one he doesn't like wants to go for it and much lolz ensue

 

[thenothing]

Show her this thread.. then she probably won't like you anymore.

 

[Enteebee]

Show her this thread.. then she probably won't like you anymore.

Hows bout you show us your threads.

 

[raspberrychoc]

you could just be completely honest and tell her you interested in somebody else?

 

[Enteebee]

you could just be completely honest and tell her you interested in somebody else?

I don't think she'll like me sleeping with her sister :/

 

[thenothing]

LOLing

 

[Gavvvvvin]

i c wot u did there

 

[テリー]

tell her shes too loose or tell her u found someone tighter!
no srsly now
tell her you dont want to have sex with her anymore, simple as taht
but dont let her know u found some1 new lolz

 

[Fish Sauce]

Jerry is going out with a girl but he prefers her roommate so he and George come up with a plan called the 'roommate switch'. The plan is that Jerry suggests a ménage a trois with the roommate added, and she'll be so disgusted that she'll leave him, but the roommate will be flattered. But it turns out the one he doesn't like wants to go for it and much lolz ensue

olol that episode is a classic.

plus Jerry later tries it and additional humourous situations are created

 

[fernando]

tell her you're a prostitute.

 

[Enteebee]

she already knows man

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

kill your old girl and bury her in your backyard. that way you never have to tell her the truth and you're free to get with the new chick.

and when you get sick of that one, well, you know what to do.

 

[sophie1989]

oh just tell the chick your mum told you u had 2 break it off because of the hsc n tell her u will get back 2gether after it cause u still like her..
Then secretly get with another girl n go out with her whilst still leading the other chick on. eventually the chick will find out n ur plans will crumble n the shit will hit the fan but no, the chick doesnt have a opportunity to be angry coz all the blame is pushed back onto her even though the guy cheated etc even though u (he) has lied 2 her he still expects her 2 act like nothing has happened its a heaps good plan ay heaps intelligent and nice ay
hmmmm:mad1: :mad1: :mad1: :mad1: :mad1: :mad1: :mad1: :mad1:

 

[bazookajoe]

kill your old girl and bury her in your backyard. that way you never have to tell her the truth and you're free to get with the new chick.

and when you get sick of that one, well, you know what to do.

Dig up the old one of course