Stevo. said:
Greenpeace lovers unite! Do you bit for the environment by removing yourselves from it! Your deaths contribute to a cleaner and better world so start offing yourselves for it's betterment. Thank you!
Yes! All you eating and shitting and polluting humans do is consume and obliterate our planet. Only by acting responsibly and green – don't change ANYTHING ANYWHERE EVER IN THIS PLANET – do you deserve to be on this planet.
Open your mind! See all that the human race has done to this planet! The only obvious conclusion is that our species, bar those of the morally responsible Greenpeace organisation, is a fucking cancer.
And it's up to us to cure it in our image, because our ideals are pure and noble compared to evil industrialists and capitalists, who want nothing but to pollute for their self-centered hedonism. Those narrow-minded bastards.
And look at the progress we've made! Well, okay, it's not much. All the protest cards, the slogans, political stunts haven't really changed a lot around our sacred globe, but at least we're on the news! It's important we keep doing it, more and more, if not for actual, profound change, but for noise, lots of noise, to get our message out there, you know?
Anything we hear in rebuttal is just the evil and selfish urges of the ignorant human race; it's all just utter rubbish. We won't take no for an answer! It's our way, no way else; no compromise!
Yeah! Open your fucking minds people!