Hahah today a poker player was telling me how he got chopped by a speed camera yesterday.
He wasn't initially speeding.. but previously, he was listening to is iPod, and afterwards he put his earphones off and hung them around his neck, under his shirt.. whilst he was driving, the earphones were irritating his nipples from scraping around on the seatbelt, so he stretches and leans backwards to see and feel where the cable were so he could get them out..
Tehehe.. whilst he was stretching to get them out, his foot depressed the accelerator a bit.. and when he looked up the camera had chopped him
Another front on camera story =]