Help With Picking Up? (1 Viewer)

[Rickbrah]

a really hot babe works at Mcdonald's, she cooks burgers. How can i get her to notice me? How can i speak to her and ask her out?

 

[tommykins]

i'll have the mcgorgeous burger thanks.

 

[ay0_x]

a really hot babe works at Mcdonald's, she cooks burgers. How can i get her to notice me? How can i speak to her and ask her out?

Don't bother. She gets it all the time, since a lot of her customers are likeminded teenage boys.

 

[Rickbrah]

Do you think i should dress up as ronald mcdonald? She might like me more if i do this

 

[sam5]

Do you think i should dress up as ronald mcdonald? She might like me more if i do this

you think?

yeah i would do that for sure.

 

[yuri_gagarin]

you should get a job there just to be closer to her

 

[dux&src]

Don't bother. She gets it all the time, since a lot of her customers are likeminded teenage boys.

This. +1
If you are really determined, use the 'cold approach' after she finishes her shift.


also lol did i get 'rick-rolled brah'?

 

[dux&src]

you should get a job there just to be closer to her

Oh beaten.

 

[matthew91]

i'll have the mcgorgeous burger thanks.

I like this approach haha.

 

[Omie Jay]

something something meat between the buns something...

 

[ay0_x]

something something meat between the buns something...

special sauce something

 

[dux&src]

special ice-cream something

 

[Omie Jay]

something something hot chicks I MEAN CHIPS!

special ice-cream something

no

 

[yer8899]

fire in the hole

 

[ay0_x]

prime beef something.

i like your two mcnuggets something they're like gold nuggets something

can i be mcdippers can you be my sauce

so baby how much for sundae? to see you on sundae?

can i get a large COCK i mean coke i mean your number.

they like to call me big mac.

they like to call me big FACK.

big DACK.

big RACK.

big SACK.

do you want some mcdicken?

baby does your soft serve cost 50c?

baby will you be my mcslurry

.....


i am fucking sick in the head atm.

 

[Omie Jay]

hahaha, some of em are good!

 

[Darnie]

when you buy a meal, wink at her and say "I hope this isn't the only one of your burgers i can eat tonight"

 

[ay0_x]

it's too fcking easy with mcdonald's i swear.

it's only $2 for my PLEASEburger.

SLEEZEburger.

i would like to pound you, ill give you a quarter for it.

im the MCBEAST DELUXEEEEEEEE habibi.

can i water your garden while you toss my salad.

 

[Omie Jay]

i'll upsize YOU in a minute

 

[dux&src]

"Hi. I saw you eating that burger you just made...incidentally i know a great way of burning those calories in that burger you just ate. "

I think that will just turn her off.