Hickeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (1 Viewer)

[aMJp]

A moment of passion ...that fantastic sensation of neck kisses ...then all of a sudden, you look like you've had a house thrown at your neck - you have a MASSIVE HICKEY!

This is the situation I found myself in last week. MASSIVE hickey. I'm talking larger than a 50 cent piece and a shade of purple to challenge the one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater.

You know what, now I think about it - that purple people eater probably INVENTED hickeys... he created the little purple bruises while trying to eat people...

Anyway, I received the hickey on the Wednesday, received a phone call on the Thursday, for a JOB INTERVIEW on the Friday. How lucky am I?? I get to go for a job interview with a great stinking tattoo on my neck saying "Ay? AY? You can tell things got hot and heavy for ME last night, can't ya? Huh? HUH??"

I plastered enormous amounts of concealer over it, but I was wondering if anybody knows any alternative remedies for future reference? Preferably ones that make them disappear completely, as though by magic?? Any witches/wizards in the house??

 

[Nakashima]

Oh shut up and buy some more concealer.

 

[Atticus.]

tooth paste
it works
100% i kid you not

 

[mr_brightside]

Don't let it happen in the first place.

But tis the turtlenecks for yew

 

[aMJp]

I thought the toothpaste thing was a bit of an old wives tale?
I don't see how it could work...
How long should one leave it on for?

 

[SpHan]

tooth paste
it works
100% i kid you not

haha u beat me to it. but use white, not blue toothpaste lol. i was in ur position once and a friend grabbed a bit of toothpaste before the parentals saw it and they didnt notice a thing. as to how long to leave it on for...you will probably be able to see under the toothpaste after a while to be able to see if the hickey has gone or not, then wash it off. i htink if you have had a night out put it on when u get home and u should be able to wash it off in the morning and be hickey free.

 

[Nesty]

yeah.. white toothpaste.

can try foundation too.

 

[Atticus.]

dont question it

 

[w00dy.]

hickeys.

are something that i thought had once died many years ago.

but now i see they still exist.
no thanks to the little year 7 freaks at our school who are constantly giving each other hickies likes its the latest craze or something....

im in agreeance with those who have suggested toothpaste. i cant speek from experience. but i do hear it works pretty well.

 

[Skeeta]

i have NEVER heard that before :/

Green concealer works to hide any redness.

 

[melimoo]

i have NEVER heard that before :/

Green concealer works to hide any redness.

yes. green concealer works well for redness

try yellow concealer if its purpley

 

[Davriel]

Just wear a scarf.

 

[aMJp]

Green concealer? Does green concealer exist? If so, for what purpose? Who's skin is green??

 

[Captain Obvious 1]

Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock,
Santa's got a hickey on the end of his cock.

 

[aMJp]

We used to sing that in Year Three. So corrupt from such a young age!

 

[tennille]

Green concealer is good for redness, as mentioned above.

 

[simonloo]

I heard freezing a spoon and pressing it to the hickey works? Unsure though.

 

[katykins]

yes, i recommend napoleans mint concealer.

the green counteracts the redness. trust me, i have a birthmark on my chest that looks like one giant hickey.

never noticed it before??

i use the green concealer.