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[Monkey Butler]

For her that my heated lions CRY for salvation...

Heated lions???

 

[glitterfairy]

oh no don't take hotcocoababe! I'll loose my comedy confidante! *bursts into tears*

oh no Llyrai took the entertainment away! *bursts into tears again*

oh no now all my popcorn is wet from crying! *throws soggy popcorn at Llyrai*

PS: I want to see these heated lions. Do they roar in addition to crying? Or was it just a typo? Loins can be chopped off and cooked! hahahaha!!!

 

[Sheehan :)]

Dude U Gotta Be Kiddin But Good 4 U

 

[glitterfairy]

ATT: Llyrai!

No action = bored glitterfairy.

*glitter starts randomly throwing left-over popcorn around*

 

[taxman]

*taxman seizes the oppurtunity and begins a song and dance routine ending in a quadruple love trapezium flip, landing on only a single hair of his head, only to slip on left-over popcorn, crashing miserably to the floor (14 stories down) and breaking a fingernail...on his pinkie!*









































Ow.

 

[Monkey Butler]

ATT: Llyrai!

No action = bored glitterfairy.

*glitter starts randomly throwing left-over popcorn around*

Y'know Glitter, YOU could do something to make this more exciting...

 

[glitterfairy]

Yes but I'm so busy admiring my nails... why don't you boys go flex your muscles or something... girls are really only meant to sit around and look pretty, right? taxman just did a brilliant trick, why don't you show me yours? *batts eyelashes*

 

[hotcocoababe]

Oh yes, dearest monkey, we'd LOVE to see YOUR special tricks

And i'll bet it glows in the dark too, huh?

 

[Monkey Butler]

How did you know?

 

[glitterfairy]

Well, come come now, we're waaaiiiiiittting....

 

[taxman]

Well, come come now, we're waaaiiiiiittting....

Hehheheheheheheheh...sexual innuendo...then you said come. Heheheheheheheh.

I'll go back into my hole now.

 

[Llyrai]

wha-? sorry was busy with my phallus

 

[ujuphleg]

Roflmao....

 

[glitterfairy]

You boys could find sexual innuendo in anything, couldn't you? lol.

I dare you to try the same trick in Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness. For that matter, I dare anyone to read past the first few pages without throwing the book against the nearest wall or bin.

 

[Llyrai]

Well, only if you go in deep enough. Doing so is real satisfying though. So whenever I meet new people, thats what i do with them. Alot of people find it enjoyable!

I like finidng sexual innuendo in anything!

 

[hotcocoababe]

C'mon Llyrai, even YOUR reallyreallyridiculouslygoodlooking self couldn't find sexual innuendo in Heart of Darkness now, could you?

Come now... I CHALLENGE you

(ps- good idea glitterfairy - this should buy us some time while we secretlywork on our masterplans for total world domination.... *shhhhh*)

 

[glitterfairy]

heeheeheehee

*glitterfairy flexes recently-painted-and-polished nails in diabolical manner*

 

[Llyrai]

Whats Heart Of Darkness?

Is it like, balls of milky kittens, but for girls?

 

[glitterfairy]

Dear, sweet, innocent Llyrai...

You have absolutely no idea...

 

[Llyrai]

Oh i do...how i do indeed :uhhuh:

My idea, is that me and you go into the back room, so i can show you MY heart of darkness.