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I plan on putting together:

  • 1 Quad Stacker Burger
  • 1 Double Whopper with Cheese
  • 1 Small French Fries
  • 1 Regular Onion Rings
- into one burger later this week. What sort of short-term health effects would i be looking at from eating that behemoth.
 

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I'll find my picture of the 50 patty burger.

Nothing beats that towering piece of glistening yellow.
 
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"As an example, an athletic person would need to run at a fast pace for four hours to burn off the calories".

Health experts warn that eating even one of the burgers could have immediate health effects

"You would feel lethargic, you wouldn't sleep well, it'll stay in your gut because it's just too much for your system to handle," Ed Whitlam, senior fitness coach at Living Well Health Club told ninemsn.

"It'll just clog you up and you'll feel bloated and it would completely disturb your entire digestive system."

half the daily recommended calorie intake for a woman and nearly one-third for a man.
pfft, what do they know.
 

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just die now

like fuck

that thing is putrid my arteries feel clogged just looking at it
 

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kevinx2 said:
pfft, what do they know.
i've never had one of them but that quote reeeeeeeeeallllly makes me think i should exercise a lot more lol
i'm gonna get fat :(
 

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Someone on the radio ate one and said it tasted great, apparently the BBQ sauce is awesome.
 

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i ate one of those burgers today. jesus mother fucking christ! that shit left me breathless. it's like eating a tire.
 

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tacogym27101990 said:
short term effects probably include death
(may contain traces of tire)

lol
do they make you sign a release form saying they do not hold responsibility for any "accidental' deaths at the same time as eating it
 

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from the sounds of it they should only serve it in drive thru so there aren't too many ambulances in the car park
 

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I think the quad stack should be classified as a family meal, or classified under manly terms as a light snack
 

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