SylviaB
Just Bee Yourself 🐝
Ideally, we should all get floated around from destination to destination by magical unicorns.
The Age runs an exposé on how these poor creatures are being exploited by greedy corporations. RSPCA organises massive protests against the use of unicorn labour. Labour party includes helping the unicorns as part of their platform, and win the election.
government mandates wage and benefit increases and better working conditions for these unicorns, and introduce regulations prohibiting unicorns being made to work more than a certain number of hours a week. Although they were happy with their current workload, the unicorns gladly comply seeing as though they can now work less and get paid more.
this sends unicorn transport businesses broke. fearing public backlash over the loss of this transport, the government nationalises the unicorn transport industry
due to government bureaucracy and general incompetence, the system runs at a massive deficit and quality of service deteriorates
to cover the loses, taxes are jacked up and prices increase
customers begin to become frustrated with delays and the increasingly high prices. revenue decreases
meanwhile, a unicorn union is formed and organises a strike, demanding an increase in pay and number of sick days available to the unicrons. The government complies.
having now becoming lazy, unmotivated creatures, the unicorns abuse their sick day entitlements, with many failing to show up for work days at a time, exacerbating the existing delays. many develop drug, alcohol and gambling problems. Mass numbers of unicorns have to be retired with full state pension with benefits. Huge government funding in rehabilitation centres for these unicorns. taxes increased.
the government introduces taxes on all other forms of public transport to help keep unicorn transport afloat.
the few unicorns left strike again demanding massive wage increases because of their increased workload. government complies.
the system collapses, with the few, incompetent unicorns left being financially in-viable and being unable to sustain the system. entire unicorn transport industry collapses.
huge payouts are given for the unicorns who lose their jobs. Government greatly increases taxes to cover the loses of the failed unicorn system.
Free market capitalism gets blamed, strict regulation introduced on all other transport sectors.
So yeah, use buses.