Important - Please Read (2 Viewers)

[jhakka]

glitterfairy wonders whether jhakka's dogs, as do her own, love to jump onto various lounge chairs and beds and settle themselves in prime position rather than giving first preference to humans.

jhakka's dogs are not allowed on the lounges, however his first dog is allowed on the beds and believes she is the most important person in the house.

jhakka also believes that small dogs are the most vicious, and that big dogs only have a bad name because they can do lots of damage.

 

[goldendawn]

Seek sub, and ye shall find;
But ask us where our major works reside
And no answer shall be given.

 

[sub]

damn u 4uer's always speaking in riddles...this was how i felt in damn 2u!!!
so were are they hidden?

 

[jhakka]

hey another quick question...are u guys on all day? talking in third person?
i think someone should contact the BOS and show them a transcript of this thread, so that they can change the syllabus so other ppl dont turn out as unfortunately as u guys did (no offense - just in the interest of future years)

also, u guys have ur "presentationy things" with u...ie are they on the site?

jhakka says that third person incidents are rare, even in the short story forum, and that this is the longest conversation he has participated in while here.

jhakka is also willing to point you towards threads where major works have been posted.


2004 BOS Young Writers Showcase: http://www.boredofstudies.org/community/showthread.php?t=39780
BOS Young Writers Showcase 2003: http://www.boredofstudies.org/community/showthread.php?t=13875
[Official Critique Thread]: http://www.boredofstudies.org/community/showthread.php?t=33666

 

[goldendawn]

Goldendawn wonders if Jhakka has read his major work...

 

[glitterfairy]

glitterfairy agrees, and wishes to point out that this is the most original and entertaining thread she has ever participated in her entire life.

*feel the luuuurrrrrvvvveeee!*

 

[jhakka]

jhakka has not yet read goldendawn's major work yet, but has placed it on his To Do List.

 

[goldendawn]

Goldendawn concurs and *feel the luuuurrrrrvvvveeee!*

 

[goldendawn]

Goldendawn thanks Jhakka for prioritising his major work...

 

[jhakka]

jhakka also feels the love and acknowledges goldendawn's thanks.

 

[goldendawn]

Goldendawn is going to go down the road and get a drink to help him study (Coca Cola! ) and will be back in 15 minutes...

 

[sub]

uhhh, i think ill leave u ppl alone now...im gonna get nightmares soon...

also thanks jhakka for the links

 

[jhakka]

jhakka applauds goldendawn and wishes him the best of luck on his journey. In addition, he admires the idea that goldendawn for one can tear himself away from Important - Please Read and study.

 

[glitterfairy]

glitterfairy wishes that she had goldie's self-discipline.

 

[jhakka]

jhakka points out that goldie has wasted as much time as himself and glitterfairy by posting in this thread.

 

[goldendawn]

Goldendawn will be back in 15...he has been both studying and talking on Important: Please Read

 

[jhakka]

jhakka stands corrected and wishes goldendawn the best.

 

[fuckfoot]

fuckfoot skimmed over several pages since fuckfoot's last post. fuckfoot has witnessed discussion on topics ranging from politics to travel, feminism to baked beans. fuckfoot is peeved for wasting so much time on mindless dross.

 

[jhakka]

jhakka wonders if fuckfoot truly believes this is mindless dross, or whether he is just saddened by the fact that he was not here to participate.

 

[fuckfoot]

fuckfoot would like to take this opportunity to point out she is a girl and has been masking herself under the cover of androgony for the past twelve or so months. fuckfoot would then like to re-affirm her belief that this is mindless dross and express her frustration that she is now participating in this tomfoolery. fuckfoot feels like re-enacting a scene from shakespeare but realises she knows but one line, "I'm dying egypt, dying!"

fuckfoot would now like to thank bill shakespeare and his work 'antony and cleopatra' for infiltrating her thoughts and refusing to shove off.

we are not amused.... well yes, we are very amused. we are also wondering why we are talking about ourselves as more than one person.

fuckfoot is tired and must find food.