Haha. I was there for that one. You go to Newcastle.
In Health Science, The lecturer was like:
"Wash your hands before you touch yourself."
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Haha. I was there for that one. You go to Newcastle.
In Health Science, The lecturer was like:
"Wash your hands before you touch yourself."
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yeah i'm working the easter monday too so it isn't really lol. so easter break is full up but my midsem break is a bit later than most other unis, its not until halfway through april so in a sense i get two breaks/more time to bludgeIt hardly seems like a break at all
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The week after the break is just a reading week for Commerce, so if I was just doing a single degree, I'd have two weeks off. As it is, I've got just over a week from today.
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Tutor: *Malaysian accent* So can anyone say the total debit and total credit in this month?
Kid: ummm... *says wrong numbers for the 3rd time*
Tutor: Come on, man!
LOL the room cracked up
Kid: ummm... *says wrong numbers for the 3rd time*
Tutor: Come on, man!
LOL the room cracked up
"Monash is just a giant carpark with a bunch of students milling around"
"You can't go to parties and say, oh yes, I study law at Melbourne, then come back here and complain about not having a break"
"You can't go to parties and say, oh yes, I study law at Melbourne, then come back here and complain about not having a break"
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- "Rich people are better at life than you are."
- "You're all right wing. Well, maybe not you, you have cool hair."
(Quoting - with added colour - some guy from the House of Lords)
- "You mean to tell me that a sixteen year old can be buggered up the ass but not enjoy a cigarette afterwards?"
- "You're all right wing. Well, maybe not you, you have cool hair."
(Quoting - with added colour - some guy from the House of Lords)
- "You mean to tell me that a sixteen year old can be buggered up the ass but not enjoy a cigarette afterwards?"
babikakez
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OMG that sounds exactly like my commercial law lecturer.
Lolol must be a trend .
... I especially liked the seminar where that same instructor wrote "CUNT" "MOTHERFUCKER" "WANKER" and "PRAT" up on the whiteboard and then proceeded to go through and evaluate the offensiveness of each. Esp cos he has a very British accent and I'm one of those people who finds people swearing in British accents inexplicably funny.
. ... I especially liked the seminar where that same instructor wrote "CUNT" "MOTHERFUCKER" "WANKER" and "PRAT" up on the whiteboard and then proceeded to go through and evaluate the offensiveness of each. Esp cos he has a very British accent and I'm one of those people who finds people swearing in British accents inexplicably funny.
babikakez
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yep, same as my lecturer. except he's scottish.
today from him:
"look, if you're gonna get into a car with a drunk driver, at least be smart enough to be absolutely wasted when you do it. that way you'll get damages when you're wrapped around a tree."
today from him:
"look, if you're gonna get into a car with a drunk driver, at least be smart enough to be absolutely wasted when you do it. that way you'll get damages when you're wrapped around a tree."
babikakez
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babikakez
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Get back to your essay!Maybe all UK tutors share a hive mind?
Just one of many conspiracy theories brought to you by someone on zero sleep
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marketing lecturer talking about social media:
'an example is how on facebook you can update your status.... to "studying hard... lol"'
"online communities, like boredofstudies or whatever you guys do"
EDIT: i forgot that at one point of the lecture he mentioned something about justin bieber, which made everyone laugh, so he was like 'baby baby baby oh' and jumped around a bit, lol. can't remember why exactly lol.
'an example is how on facebook you can update your status.... to "studying hard... lol"'
"online communities, like boredofstudies or whatever you guys do"
EDIT: i forgot that at one point of the lecture he mentioned something about justin bieber, which made everyone laugh, so he was like 'baby baby baby oh' and jumped around a bit, lol. can't remember why exactly lol.
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SeCKSiiMiNh
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the history lecturer today was like, "so the idea of this essay is to throw you all into the ocean. and yes, some of you will drown"
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"Lots of people get HDs in this course, it's a bit embarassing really..." - COMP1100 lecturer
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"So while I was taking this photo *puts up photo of naked woman* I was almost arrested in Malaysia. Apparently they don't like people doing that sort of stuff." - Lecturer is creepy old guy
"To dispell some rumours and untruths...I am neither the brother nor cousin of Borat." *cue thunder of laughter and applause*
"Another point, not related to whether I've been to Kazakhstan..."
"I've gotta go now cause I might be trialling for a movie, cheers."
My accounting lecturer has dark hair and a big moustache. I think of him more as Luigi or Mario but lots of people say he's Borat.
I'm sad I didn't actually go to this lecture cause the time sucks but it's been recorded. =D
"Another point, not related to whether I've been to Kazakhstan..."
"I've gotta go now cause I might be trialling for a movie, cheers."
My accounting lecturer has dark hair and a big moustache. I think of him more as Luigi or Mario but lots of people say he's Borat.
I'm sad I didn't actually go to this lecture cause the time sucks but it's been recorded. =D