SERIOUSLY PEOPLE.
exercise doesn't do much in terms of helping you lose weight.
It's mediocre at burning calories.
you'll burn around 1400 calories each day doing nothing.
a deficit of 500 calories a day
means a weight loss of 1kg of fat a week.
it's pretty hard to burn 500 calories.
so fuck, stop eating, only eat around 800 calories a day and you'll lose a kg a week.
EAT LESS.