I got it at 8:30 and called my dad, who was taking my mum in for major surgery.
Me: "Hey Dad, is Mum in a position to be told my ATAR?"
Dad (driving through morning traffic): "What? Yes, she's here."
Me: "Okay, can you tell her I got "..."? Thanks Dad, bye."
When Dad got home at 9:40-ish.
Dad: "I told Mum. What did you say your UAI was?"
Me: "..."
Dad: "Is that good?"
Me: "It's all right."
Later, visiting Mum post-op. Straightaway:
Mum (all doped up and sleepy from the anaesthesia): "Congratulations, that's a solid effort."
Dad (changing subject): "We wanted to get you flowers but we thought we'd see how you were first."
Mum (super tired and drowsy): "Get her flowers. You did well."
Haha. My uncle called this morning to see how my mum, his sister, was. About 30 seconds after hanging up I heard the phone ring again - "I forgot to ask how you did! ... ... That's excellent! Is that enough?" <starts talking in his careers advisor mode>.
And that's pretty much my story of today.