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[cmaddogz]

Originally posted by welshi
well hopefully wills i shall be comin BEFORE you, would be v. disappointed were it otherwise...he he he, there's a gutter pun to satisfy even carson's filthy mind... where is that boy? haven't heard from him in a few days, normally he's trawling the forums 24/7

haha - yep... even i was satisfied... mmm... the gutter.... the reason homeless drunks spew in the gutter.... so i can have breakfast in bed... yum! Anyways - yes, normally i am the trawler... But uni started this week - whoopdi do! Was a bit busy getting everything organised! But hopefully i'll be back... well, i mean i AM back but yeh...
So - the royal wedding eh!!! I'm gunna screw the queen... and get married and stuff, coz then i'd be the king and take the throne! mwahahahahaha!!!! I know screwing the queen would be like putting yourself inside the rolls of a rolly-polly dog - but hey, we all have to make sacrifices (*CRINGES AT THE THOUGHT OF WHAT I'M TYPING*) haha... so yueah - mwahhahahaha - nobody shall rule, EXCEPT FOR ME!!!!! MWAHAHAHAAHAA!!!!! And yes, i would rename myself to Donkey.... And change my last name to Kong!!!! I'd be the funkiest king that ever lived!!!! King Kong, Donkey Kong, King Donkey Kong!!! STOKED

 

[meggy_moo]

Originally posted by cmaddogz
So - the royal wedding eh!!! I'm gunna screw the queen... and get married and stuff, coz then i'd be the king and take the throne! mwahahahahaha!!!! I know screwing the queen would be like putting yourself inside the rolls of a rolly-polly dog - but hey, we all have to make sacrifices (*CRINGES AT THE THOUGHT OF WHAT I'M TYPING*) haha... so yueah - mwahhahahaha - nobody shall rule, EXCEPT FOR ME!!!!! MWAHAHAHAAHAA!!!!! And yes, i would rename myself to Donkey.... And change my last name to Kong!!!! I'd be the funkiest king that ever lived!!!! King Kong, Donkey Kong, King Donkey Kong!!! STOKED

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH...YUCKY!!! thats so wrong! poor old lady! she's too old for sex! she'll have a stroke

 

[cmaddogz]

hahaha - are you suggesting she deserves to be put down... haha...???

 

[meggy_moo]

Originally posted by cmaddogz
hahaha - are you suggesting she deserves to be put down... haha...???

either that or get her a leash

 

[grk_styl]

aww u guys are mean! I think she's sweet!

 

[cmaddogz]

hahaha... i think the leash is a better idea... haha... we're not mean, she's not sweet.... she's just a dog, we're the rangers... it's a simple equation!!! Just sticking to Government and Council protocols! hahaha

 

[welshi]

Originally posted by grk_styl
Will, meggy and welshi were fighting each other for Will (Prince William that is), but then welshi made the funny comment that you were looking damn fine in your av. (Which, by the way, I think Eric Bana looks like Jesus ) So she'd shag either u or Prince Will, it didn't both her

like i said, welshi's gotta ask me for permission first.

if jesus was hot, then ur right jem...

well who said anything about taking turns? if will is up for simultaneousness...

 

[cmaddogz]

may the queen and i join this simultaneous action? PREEEEETTY PLEASE???? "I'll be your bestest friend" - "I'll invite you to my party" - "I'll tell my mummy on you"...

 

[Will_Sparky]

Originally posted by welshi
if jesus was hot, then ur right jem...

well who said anything about taking turns? if will is up for simultaneousness...

hmmmm.... *Will contemplates the offer and thinks of a Hilarious Seinfeld episode, (Where Jerry asks his girlfriend for a threesome in order to make the roomate switch)*

Originally posted by cmaddogz
may the queen and i join this simultaneous action? PREEEEETTY PLEASE???? "I'll be your bestest friend" - "I'll invite you to my party" - "I'll tell my mummy on you"...

Ummm... theres just something about Corgies that dosnt quite do it for me

Oh and Jem, your right, she is too old for sex, anyone over the age of 60 should be doing it, thats when everything has def. gone SOUTH!

 

[grk_styl]

60??? PFFT! It stops after the kids turn 10. Oh but then again, the stork bought me and my brother, so technically, my parents never did it!

But, I still think the queen is sweet! She was so proud of her son! And the Prince of Denmark is so gorgeous.

Originally posted by Will_Sparky
hmmmm.... *Will contemplates the offer and thinks of a Hilarious Seinfeld episode, (Where Jerry asks his girlfriend for a threesome in order to make the roomate switch)*

*shocked* what happend to your vow of monogamy, Will?

 

[meggy_moo]

ahhh...how did we get so sexual in his thread?

 

[cmaddogz]

i really have no idea how that all happened! it seems to happen alot, and so we don't usually care too much for the reasoning behind why it happened! hahaha.... we just assume that it is "fate" hahaha... is there anything wrong with sexual connotations runing through the threads???

 

[grk_styl]

we're young adults, it's human nature to constantly have sexual connotations!

 

[cmaddogz]

exactly... SEX SEX SEX!!! woo hoo! SEX SEX SEX! we love it! SEX SEX SEX! Hooray for it! SEX SEX SEX.... mmmmm, sex! SEX SEX SEX!

 

[grk_styl]

Originally posted by cmaddogz
exactly... SEX SEX SEX!!! woo hoo! SEX SEX SEX! we love it! SEX SEX SEX! Hooray for it! SEX SEX SEX.... mmmmm, sex! SEX SEX SEX!

speak for yourself hun. there are other things in life that i love better than sex!

 

[Wilmo]

Planning to have it?

 

[Will_Sparky]

Originally posted by Wilmo
Planning to have it?

Whoah! thats a little abrupt!

And anyone who doesnt plan to do it at some point is just wrong!

 

[meggy_moo]

Originally posted by Wilmo
Planning to have it?

HAHAHA...i dont think anyone here is taking a vow of celibacy!

 

[grk_styl]

Originally posted by Will_Sparky
Whoah! thats a little abrupt!

And anyone who doesnt plan to do it at some point is just wrong!

unless you're joining the nunnery or the priesthood. But yes I agree that it is just wrong. Now i know why the nuns at my school are always angry and frustrated, DUH! They need to let it all out...

 

[welshi]

omg jem ur at one of them freaky nun schools? are they like the nuns in looking for alibrandi who walk around going "god will punish you for your evil ways"? sparky y r u growing ur hair? is it so u can look like eric bana? (say yes...say yes...)