Fish/Chip/Chicken Shop (Probably all been said but anyway
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- I AM A PERSON!! When I say hello, say hello back. I'm not there to be patronised either.
- I can't cook the chips any faster.
- It's not that hard to take the tomato/beetroot/etc off the burger yourself. Especially when you've ordered 20 hamburgers, each with their own specifications.
- I don't mind making things off the menu, but when we are REALLY busy, it isn't a good time to ask for the marinated grilled fish with lemon, ginger and cracked pepper and a deep fried mars bar.
- The beeping stops when you GET OUT OF THE FUCKING DOORWAY.
- Please be patient when were busy, don't waltz up to the counter and whinge about the wait. It only holds us up more.
- Couples - Restrain yourselves. The kissing/groping/squealing can be left for later. It really does make it awkward for everyone.
- No, you can't have a discount, no matter how hard you try to scam it out of me.
- Get off the phone when you order. It's just plain rude.
- I'm not a counsellor. If you haven't noticed, i'm trying to work. And after telling me your lonely life story, it's
not okay to come behind the counter and try to hug me.
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