1. Don't sigh if you ordered something that needs to be cooked on the spot
2. Don't give me $6.80 in all 10c coins
3. Learn to speak English, I don't understand what "EEEehh" *prods glass* means when we have multiple items on the other side
4. Get used to saying "please" or "thankyou"
5. Don't compare us to other similar fast food chains
6. If you're coming to the same place again and again, don't start complaining to your partner how small the servings are "compared to the place downstairs".. if you don't like it, go downstairs.
7. If you've ordered alot of food, don't gawk at the price
8. You don't need your whole grade to support you whilst you order your food. Not only is it very annoying to other customers, you're in the way, you're loud and rude, and you're a big boy now.
9. Don't be cheap. We have a combo meal for a reason. Don't ask me the individual prices of each item and take your time to add it up and compare the price difference.
10. Don't be cheap. Although our sauce and cheese is free, you really don't need a whole litre of it on your meal.
11. If you can't make up your mind, don't waste my time when I could be serving other customers.
12. Please don't change your mind when I've scooped up half your meal
13. Don't expect me to know you a vegetarian
14. Don't ask me if the supreme pizza is vegetarian or not
15. If you are vegetarian, our signs have a list of ingredients.
16. Learn to read
17. Don't scream across the counter, I can hear you
18. Make sure you know the difference between a vegetarian and a vegan
19. I know my sauces. If you made up your mind based on a vegetarian diet, don't think I'm being stingey on not giving you sauce, but because the sauce has meat in it.
20. Strap your runaway children to a stone column. Do not run after them without any warning whilst we are serving you food.
21. Do not attempt to put your baby on top of the glass. Not only is it unhygenic, it's hot, and you're stupid.
22. Don't make silly noises in front of me whilst holding your baby like a puppet
23. If you can't see a certain drink, we don't have it.. Don't expect me to give you a vanilla coke in a can when they don't exist
24. We have two types of flavoured spring water.. orange mango, and orange passionfruit.. please don't just keep repeating orange.. either let me tell you or make up your mind
25. Please don't take more than 30secs to decide whether you like the size of the regular or large plate
OMG I should stop complaining now..
The End.