God I hate it when customers complain just for the sake of complaining.
I was at the service desk leaving a note for the manager for the next day.. and this woman stands in front of me, browsing the magazines on a rack in front of the desk.. she kept peeping up at me, so I asked, "Is everything alright?"
Once she opened her mouth to say, "No, I'm not alright" I knew she was going to be a bitch. So I asked how can I help her.. She opens the store brochure and points to 3 items and asks, "where is this cheese, the 3kg weetbix, (and something else I forgot)"
And I start to tell her the weetbix is in aisle 5.. and she's like, I know where the cereal is, but we don't stock the 3kg variety..
So I tell her that I'm sorry but because we're a small store, we aren't able to stock everything. And that the brochure is standard and sent to all stores, regardless of whether or not we stock them..
Then she says how she could of gone to Rhodes instead of here.. and that she wanted a Complaint Form because we didnt stock the varieties she wanted.. and I got fed up because she was such a whinger.. then she mentioned that when we have the specials we should stock up on the items in the catalogue.. and I'm just thinking.. we change the catalogue every week, it'll be such a major bitch to fix the shelf, inventory, tickets, etc every fucking week to accomodate people like you.
So she receives a complaint form from me.. she opens it up and says, "Oh.. I'll need to write a letter to head office then. There's not enough room on this form".
/rant
edit: Oh, and she's a fucking dumbass because head office assigns what products are to be sold in stores anyway. So she gave me the shits for no reason, nor is she going to get a favourable outcome.