Here's the f*en transcript (should be placed in an English exam I suppose!!!):
BOS1 = We haven't been in the newspaper much recently.
BOS2 = No we haven't, let's do something really rotten to this years' HSC students to get some media attention.
BOS1 = Hooray! Let's steal a University maths paper and rip out questions we 'think' this years' students will be able to do.
* 1 hour later *
BOS2 = TEH RIPZOR IS COMPLETEZOR!!!!111
BOS1 = Nice...
BOS2 = I don't think this is too hard...
BOS1 = No way! I could do that in 5 minutes, easily.
BOS2 = Oh you're so smart BOS1!
BOS1 = No, you are BOS2... Who would have ever thought to take some gay block shit and disguise it as a Sequences and Series question.
BOS2 = We're both smart...
BOS1 = I love you.
BOS2 = I love you too.
* 2 hours later *
BOS1 = Wow that was excellent. Now what happens now.
BOS2 = Oh yah that mathematics paper.
BOS1 = Oh yes, I'll just go and take it to the Xerox machine and make a few thousand copies for tomorrow's exam.
BOS2 = Bwahahahaha...
* The next day *
Innocent2UStudent1 = *Opens paper* WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Innocent2UStudent2 = ... You son of a bitch
Innocent2UStudent3 = AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* 3 hours later *
Innocent2UStudent1 = FUCK!
SMHReporter = Wow that seemed hard. What are your thoughts on the exam?
Innocent2UStudent2 = WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?
* Somewhere in a nearby bush *
BOS1 = Bwahahahaha mission accomplished, BOS2.
BOS2 = Just wait till they see the 3U paper.
* Wednesday October 29, Just after the 3U Paper *
Takuya = ARE YOU THE BOS?
BOS1 = *whimpers* ... Yes ... ?
Takuya = YOU SON OF A BITCH *EXPLODE*
* BOOM!!! *
End.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Now if only we'd had our English paper after our maths paper, I could have written this for my Area of Study part 2. Maybe I'd do the wedding picture and have BOS1 and BOS2 getting married, but I would storm the wedding with my so-called weapons of mass destruction.