[TENNIS] The 2014 ATP/WTA Australian Open Thread (2 Viewers)

[Trebla]

If I was a pro tennis play, I would wear the same colour as the court in camouflage pattern. These player really stupid for not doing that.

LOL cos that would totally not make you look like an idiot considering the racquet and ball are different colours anyway

 

[RivalryofTroll]

Novak wins the 3rd set.

Looks like the ''Novak in 4'' might happen now.

 

[financialwar]

LOL cos that would totally not make you look like an idiot considering the racquet and ball are different colours anyway

I'll camouflage the racket too obviously. And who cares about the ball. The goal is to make myself invisible to the other player. So when they return the ball, they don't know where I am.

 

[Trebla]

I'll camouflage the racket too obviously. And who cares about the ball. The goal is to make myself invisible to the other player. So when they return the ball, they don't know where I am.

So you're gonna camouflage your face, arms and legs as well? GL

 

[RivalryofTroll]

What on earth are you doing Andy?

Stop being an error machine.

 

[InsoulvencyReaper]

That moment when your sandwiched between two houses occupied by Serb families and your stepdad is serb - and they all simultaneously say "Ay yoi come on Djoli!"

 

[financialwar]

So you're gonna camouflage your face, arms and legs as well? GL

Of course, I'll fucking wear a ghillie suit if I have to.

 

[RivalryofTroll]

2nd break of the 4th set.

Novak wins in 4 like predicted.

Good night sweet Murray.

 

[financialwar]

Djoknovic's nose must make his face ultra aerodynamic, cuts through the air like black hawk?

 

[RivalryofTroll]

Djokovic 2 games away from a 5th AO to surpass Agassi and Federer.

 

[RivalryofTroll]

This is 2011 Djokovic.

 

[RivalryofTroll]

Unbelievable. Murray was helpless in that service game.

 

[financialwar]

Funny if Murray wins this set. Getting trolled

 

[financialwar]

We need an fucking Asian winner Jesus. Stop playing ping pong and start doing tennis.

 

[financialwar]

Djokovic 2 games away from a 5th AO to surpass Agassi and Federer.

coz he's wearing blue shirt. Camouflage works.

 

[RivalryofTroll]

Poor Murray.

4 finals at the AO without a title.

It's a record... but one he wouldn't want.

 

[Kiraken]

dat last set

 

[RivalryofTroll]

dat last set

Happened to Wawrinka in the 5th.

Happens to Murray in the 4th.

Moral of the story: If Djokovic looks tired in any way, just assume he'll recover and beat your ass in the current set he looks down out in and bagel you in the next. (i.e. never let your guard down)

 

[financialwar]

Jesus, that kimchi's English is fucking embarrassing....

 

[photastic]

Is Andy gonna cry again???!! He sounds like it lol.