The best movie lines (2 Viewers)

[chingyloke]

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

Watched this for the first time today. so good.

 

[Iron]

a spoonful of sugar...

 

[tonyharrison]

i love lamp

Do you really love lamp or are u just looking at things in the room and saying that you love them?

 

[Silver Persian]

*runs awkwardly through sprinklers*

 

[Iron]

goodbye dinah! goodbyyy-yeeee

 

[Iron]

i wish i knew how ta quit yeew

 

[Iron]

climb every mountain, forde every stream...

 

[Iron]

I am the King of England!
-No Sir! Yoooooou are the patient!

 

[Iron]

I have a hurricane in me that will strip Spain bare when you dare to try me!

 

[tonyharrison]

Why make trillions when you can make, BILLIONS?!

 

[Iron]

i et a bebe

 

[Iron]

u
shall not
pass!

 

[tonyharrison]

You keep the moneh, and i get your bebeh

My neck looks like a vagina

 

[Iron]

it belongs in a museum!

 

[tonyharrison]

I got bigger titties than you 'ave!

 

[Silver Persian]

I will speak for you, Father. I speak for all mediocrities in the world. I am their champion. I am their patron saint.

 

[Iron]

i love the smell of napalm in the morning
smells like
victory

+
Gooooooooodmornin Vietnam!

 

[Iron]

bloody Catholics filling up the bloody world with bloody children they cant afford to bloody feed

+ill have the lot
-excellent choice!

 

[Iron]

What are the 39-steps!?

 

[tonyharrison]

First off, let me just add another congratulations to Evan Backstabber - pardon me, Bastard. Baxter, rather. It is good to see what someone with real talent can do when great opportunities are given to them instead of me. Anyway, I'm here with Katherine Hepburn's mum. Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off?