The 'CLUBs' Guide (sydney) (2 Viewers)

[~*HSC 4 life*~]

drink up



giddy up

 

[mack]

Hmm....just reread my post, that was golden ammuntion for Lengstar to attack my sexuality again, so ill clarify. It was a bad thing when I had a girlfriend. Guess thats no longer a problem, lol...

 

[lengstar]

One World Sport when it has an event on like Escape 2. I'm dying to meeting Emily. Yeah i've been avoiding Gas, you get a better experience at UN, Darlinghurst.

Good Luck on your HSC's children.

 

[Agnes2810]

greenwood went off last night!

oh i thought it was next week.. oops


omg guys im still drunk.. we went to hunters last night.. very sad.. and some guy kept buying me drinks.. i think he wanted me drunk haha

well i only stopped drinking at like 6am and i have work at 1pm.. i am so fukd.. im still pissed... i thnik imite call in sick wat ya reckon..

 

[mack]

One World Sport when it has an event on like Escape 2. I'm dying to meeting Emily. Yeah i've been avoiding Gas, you get a better experience at UN, Darlinghurst.

Good Luck on your HSC's children.

Thanks for the kind words, but Emily is mine bitch!!!!

 

[Orange Juice]

Hmmm Ive heard bad things about Gas.....

My cousins been there and told me its overrun by Lebs. When he went there a massive fight broke out too and 12 cars full of cops were required to break it all up.....Same thing happened to Lengstar when he went there.

depends on the night you go, but its usually overrun by wogs and gooks!

fuck anyone wanna do my report for me? uni has too much work... farkkkk

im assuming emily is hsc 4 lyfe?
why dont we all just make our usernames our name? itll be so much easier...
take me for instance

 

[mack]

What course u do Juicy?

Haha, working at uni is a waste of precious drinking time!

 

[Orange Juice]

im in business/arts
the assignment is worth 20% and i bombed my test so ive gotta get full marks

shouldnt you be studying?

 

[mack]

I do this one hour on/one hour off thing for studying. Works liek a charm. Yes. Emily is HSC4life. She is mine, dont be like Lengstar and be on the receiving end of an ass kicking from me!

 

[thejosiekiller]

hay where did u go clubbing for ur first time?? or where would u have liked to go, but didnt know about it...cause i have no idea

 

[Orange Juice]

you planning on moving to sydney or something next yr or staying up in that hole of yours?

dont worry, emily has a lil bit of a crush on you... plus shes not into flybois like me!
since i wanna fight ya, ill pretend to like her... hows that sound?

 

[mack]

Please dont tell me youre a kung fu motherfucker! I dont want you kicking my ass with crescent kicks and Jet Ki style throatpunches...thatd suck hard. Josie, whereabouts you live? If your near the city, My recommendation would be to hit Home or Tank first, theyre the two heavyweights of Sydney clubs.

Oh and yes, ill probably live on campus or something next year. Central Coast is sUxoR.

 

[thejosiekiller]

home and tank got it- i live in gordon so thats ok most of the time

anything i should know- i often do the wrong thing and end up in lots of trouble

 

[Orange Juice]

im assuming campus as in uni? which uni you got your eyes on?
nah i aint kung fu.... im flyboi remember? without too much fly though...
im the smallest fucker youll ever see!

dont go home/tank... not as your first... actually sub isnt too bad....

 

[Orange Juice]

home and tank got it- i live in gordon so thats ok most of the time

anything i should know- i often do the wrong thing and end up in lots of trouble

josie you a chick?

 

[mack]

Well i think the media overplays that drug craze thing- Its a bit of an urban myth. Home has a fair few poppers though, but theyre not dangerous or crazy as the news makes you believe. I dont like Starbar in the city myself, I almost got into a fight with a guy there, but thats just my opinion. Check it out if you want.

Also, whatever you do, dont fuck with bouncers! I made that mistake on the Coast with a Vietnamese one and almost got some serious kung fu punishment! Tank bouncers are really picky too, make sure you are dressed funky-preferably jeans, collared shirt definitely, an attractive female partner helps immeasurably.

 

[thejosiekiller]

josie you a chick?

nah- im misleading with my false internet persona/assassin

mack- yeah thats wat i worry about starting things with ppl. cause in the end all u wana do is have a good time

 

[mack]

im assuming campus as in uni? which uni you got your eyes on?
nah i aint kung fu.... im flyboi remember? without too much fly though...
im the smallest fucker youll ever see!

dont go home/tank... not as your first... actually sub isnt too bad....

Well in that case Juicy.....Go near my woman and ill beat the crap out of you!!!!

how tall are you in feet and inches? Have you got anything on my 6'?

Josie, if youre going Home, get there early. 9.30 would be a good bet. The lines to get in are fucking huge! Come with me and Agnes next time we go!

 

[lengstar]

Your ass is mine mack if i ever run into you!

 

[Orange Juice]

ermmm i didnt say home was dangerous... its just full of young 'uns... all on e's
no one ever drinks there...

josie = guy... thats exactly like saying elmo=girl *rollseyes*

josie are you like a dickhead type guy who tends to start shit normally? i mean if you dont start shit at school or whatever youll be fine...and youll usually have friends with you if anything does get out of hand... and obviously dont grope chicks, if you know that
1) their taken
2) lezzos
3) dont like to be groped