The 'CLUBs' Guide (sydney) (1 Viewer)

[Orange Juice]

sutherland? so far.... how about you work in the city or some shit?
where you gonna be on friday? i wanna go out this friday....

see mackie... we're gonna fight afterall... itll be great! sounds like a non-sexual date.... (so dont gimme no lines ya thug)

 

[mack]

Juicy, Bubz told me she was 160 cm, and I stood next to her at open day, and I towered over her. Seeing as youre like 142, well.........I hope you know kung fu! Otherwise youre going to die!

 

[mack]

Juicy, why do you want to fight me anyway? Do you liek being inside the trauma ward?

 

[Orange Juice]

being tall doesnt make you a fighter...ive always wanted to fight you... then you wussed out... now ive settle with not fighting and you wanna fight again?
sheesh make up your mind mackie....
plus its not my fault im 142cm... im just one of the lads who havnt started puberty yet...

btw hsc4lyfe... saw some hottie cheltnam ladies today

ps...(reply to your rep)... dude i cant say man... who says i even know what she looks like? i said RUMOR ... convince her to post up her pic in here

 

[mack]

Yeah but Juicy I also do 50 pushups daily to keep big arms. Juicy if youre gonna pick fights with people youd better become a kung fu mofo. How exactly are you going to fight me?

 

[lengstar]

hahaha pink elephants! i saw them at state today.

 

[mack]

What the hell have you been smokin son?

EDIT: Cheltenham reference flew right over my head!

 

[lengstar]

Very low quality Cheltenham apparently

 

[mack]

Hahaha they look so much like porno nurses.

 

[~*HSC 4 life*~]

Hahaha they look so much like porno nurses.

you! get out of my house!

 

[Orange Juice]

lengstar will protect me... he feels for my shortness...

 

[mack]

Well ok, we'll make this fair. I'll bring along my friend, who is 6'4 and looks like an Oz inmate. Actually, thatd be unfair really, seeing as I could take both yo asses by myself!

 

[lengstar]

Seriously mack, keep your 'inmates' to yourself. I like my anal cavity the way it is thanks.

 

[Orange Juice]

mate, if i were going to call mates, i wouldnt cal lengy.. no offense

 

[mack]

Attacking my sexuality is one thing. Attacking his sexuality is another!


Lengstar I seriously hope youre one vicious kung fu motherfucker! Otherwise youre going to be in a world of pain!

 

[lengstar]

mate, if i were going to call mates, i wouldnt cal lengy.. no offense

haha no problem. i know just the guy to call for this operation. you probably know a few to. do you have mack's address yet? we can do this subtly so no one will notice.

 

[mack]

Oh come on, at least have the guts to take us on mano e mano!

 

[Orange Juice]

mackie for a kid your age you should start maturing... your too old to fight now... unless it just so 'happens' then by all means

 

[mack]

Yeah your right Juicy, I shouldnt be fighting.

ill just bring a gun instead.

 

[Orange Juice]

bring ya wallet as well... you can shout me a beer...
and how about this? we'll drink to the death?