The 'CLUBs' Guide (sydney) (1 Viewer)

[Orange Juice]

elmo? ho ho ho...
what connections she be having? shes leaving during chrissy anyways....

 

[mack]

eLmo knows Kate Monroe or something.....


Doesnt matter if shes leaving, I can wait!

 

[Orange Juice]

well she told me shes not coming back for another 6 months... can you wait 6 months?
fuck im gonna hit studying again

 

[mack]

Yeah, 6 months, why not......

How come youre stuck till the 25th? Most uni people are finishing around now arent they?

My deodorant clogged up again......fuck.

 

[thejosiekiller]

i didnt know the greenwood was a club- sort of?

 

[mack]

Yeah, its not too far from North Syd station- It's the 'church'. Huge on Thursday. Don't be like me and go on a Saturday, it's a graveyard.

 

[thejosiekiller]

ah i know where it is- i always thought it was just a pub

 

[eLmo]

Have you seen what Tank VIP looks like? It's so classy, like that Studio 54 in New York. It's too bad though that the hottest chicks I know would never agree to this in a million years......

It does? Last time went it was just like a dungen.. and you can get these cool "theme" rooms in little cave sorta things.. but its got unisex bathrooms

OJ don't rubbish my connections.. I said eLmo knows people who know people so and forth.. and since when am I going away for 6 months?

 

[mack]

How'd you get the Tank VIP?

Maybe I confused the VIP lounge with some other part, not sure. But there is a part of Tank that's heaps fashion-loungey, i know that much.

 

[eLmo]

Friend of a friend is a member.. I'm talking about that little doorway under the stairs.. its lit up in blue.. is that what you're talking about?

 

[mack]

My memory is a bit hazy, since all the times I've been I was a bit tipsy......

I'm positive I've seen Kayne from Big Brother in there.....Or am I just crazy?

 

[eLmo]

Yeh I've seen him and Wes there too

 

[Orange Juice]

It does? Last time went it was just like a dungen.. and you can get these cool "theme" rooms in little cave sorta things.. but its got unisex bathrooms

OJ don't rubbish my connections.. I said eLmo knows people who know people so and forth.. and since when am I going away for 6 months?

im not rubbishing your connections... i just dont believe you... prove it to me...
and you told me you were going away for 6mths... how do i know? shouldnt you know where your going?

btw, mackie for a highroller like yourself... why you using spray deo? armani makes roll on!

 

[lengstar]

mesa back!

 

[Orange Juice]

why arent ya out? ya finish ya dam exams... right?

 

[mack]

I thought spray was superior to roll on? I dont use Armani deodorant either, I use Aramis, my aqua di gio bottle smells too lemony for my liking.

What makes you think I'm a high roller? I've got like $400 in my account at the moment!

 

[lengstar]

cause i like bumming around at home

 

[lengstar]

I thought spray was superior to roll on? I dont use Armani deodorant either, I use Aramis, my aqua di gio bottle smells too lemony for my liking.

What makes you think I'm a high roller? I've got like $400 in my account at the moment!

www.sir3n.com/glamour.php

 

[Orange Juice]

thats 400 bucks more than me... (ie ive got 0)

nah spray sucks dude... i mean the roll ons arent anti-pesperant but they smell great...most of them do anyways

 

[mack]

www.sir3n.com/glamour.php

Who puts cologne on their genitals? It'd burn like hell!

Good guide though, thanks.