The F1 Thread (1 Viewer)

[s1n1Ster]

Its spelt Ralf, not Ralph, Raplh or Rolf! It says Ralf on his birth certificate!

Ralf is puncey. Ralph is posh.

Hes had his trophy since december, thats plenty of time, especially when flavio is your manager and team boss.

Flavio is the best. I mean Ron dennis or Flavio?

Got any more schumacher pics

You mean you haven't seen these before?
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/monicajane/MichOEH.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/monicajane/sillyshirt.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/monicajane/lovemeorleaveme1.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/monicajane/stepsfan.jpg

Ripped from your fan site.
Crazy fans but they sure write some good stories

http://www.schuey.de/forum/thread.php?sid=&postid=85072#post85072
http://www.schuey.de/forum/thread.php?threadid=5099&sid=a448281941e31b288312370a8b444e3c

 

[braad]

Ralf is puncey. Ralph is posh.




Flavio is the best. I mean Ron dennis or Flavio?




You mean you haven't seen these before?
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/monicajane/MichOEH.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/monicajane/sillyshirt.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/monicajane/lovemeorleaveme1.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/monicajane/stepsfan.jpg

Ripped from your fan site.
Crazy fans but they sure write some good stories

http://www.schuey.de/forum/thread.php?sid=&postid=85072#post85072
http://www.schuey.de/forum/thread.php?threadid=5099&sid=a448281941e31b288312370a8b444e3c

as if anyone can decipher what flavio says :/

it's why he's a manager

 

[s1n1Ster]

Thats the whole point, he's a funny bastard.

 

[Cape]

Flavio is a tool. All he wants is his helicopters and supermodel gfs.

Between Dennis and Flavio, I'd choose Dennis.

However, between all the team principles I choose Todt. Hes funny. Wears a sweater in the heat of Malaysia. Never seen a race where he has not been wearing a sweater. <3 Todt!

Eww ... s1n1Ster your sig is fugly!

Edit: <3 Schumacher in pink shirts!

 

[Orange Juice]

oh god this thread has changed...

i guest those photos show money doesnt buy taste...

 

[Cape]

I have worse photos on my bedroom wall

Big test next week - its about that time of the year, well, later Jan when the 2006 cars come out, which is when you'll see which team have done their homework. I wish I lived in Europe, I wanna go to the test days.

 

[s1n1Ster]

Flavio is a tool. All he wants is his helicopters and supermodel gfs.

Thats partly the reason "reno is great".

Between Dennis and Flavio, I'd choose Dennis.

However, between all the team principles I choose Todt. Hes funny. Wears a sweater in the heat of Malaysia. Never seen a race where he has not been wearing a sweater. <3 Todt!

Oh not that hideous red sweater. Surely Ron's black jacket wins.

Eww ... s1n1Ster your sig is fugly!

Why it's gorgeous! I still need a close up

 

[s1n1Ster]

Irvine- "Schumacher has no balls"

Don't get me wrong as much as I resent schu.........but this is... Bahhahahahaaa
Irviny reckons schu has "no balls"...oh the irony


Schu defending Alonso , Why never!

 

[Cape]

Thats partly the reason "reno is great".

Reno was in f1 for one reason, they have it now, and now they are going to leave. Prodrive or mclaren B team will take over what is now renault.

Oh not that hideous red sweater. Surely Ron's black jacket wins.

I love that red sweater, I'd buy one, but my ferrari shirt I bought last year cost me like $180.

Why it's gorgeous! I still need a close up

He has an unsual growth under his mouth. Is he trying to grow a beard? Coulthard better give him lessons

Irvine is an outdated tool who needs to learn to shut up. Him, Button and Baz would make a fantastic team

 

[s1n1Ster]

Reno was in f1 for one reason, they have it now, and now they are going to leave. Prodrive or mclaren B team will take over what is now renault.

No chance of that happening, Flavio still has another superstar Kovalainen waiting in the wings.

I love that red sweater, I'd buy one, but my ferrari shirt I bought last year cost me like $180.

Oh please who would waste $180 on a shirt, Let alone a Ferrari one.

He has an unsual growth under his mouth. Is he trying to grow a beard? Coulthard better give him lessons

That undergrowth is, his good luck charm. Besides isn't it hot.

Irvine is an outdated tool who needs to learn to shut up. Him, Button and Baz would make a fantastic team

Why do you hate everyone, besides the schu brothers?
No appreciation of talent.

 

[Cape]

No chance of that happening, Flavio still has another superstar Kovalainen waiting in the wings.

Kovalainen is a good driver, kicked Nando out of his seat

Oh please who would waste $180 on a shirt, Let alone a Ferrari one.

*Twidles thumbs*

That undergrowth is, his good luck charm. Besides isn't it hot.

No, its not hot! Anything associated with Nando is just plain disgusting.

Why do you hate everyone, besides the schu brothers?
No appreciation of talent.

I don't hate Heidfeld! Or Nico Rosberg! See, thats not everyone!

And hear the news this morning about Michael?

 

[s1n1Ster]

Kovalainen is a good driver, kicked Nando out of his seat

Kovalainen and Alonso would have been the unstoppable force of F1.
But no instead we have hack called Fishi

No, its not hot! Anything associated with Nando is just plain disgusting.

No, its not! Compare Schumacher's LONG LONG face with Alonso's then tell me whats disgusting.
Reminds me of hitler at times.

And hear the news this morning about Michael?

No, Has he retired, Has he really?
I hope he has. I hope he's gone

 

[Cape]

Kovalainen and Alonso would have been the unstoppable force of F1.
But no instead we have hack called Fishi

Oi, Fisi is a good driver, and he even gets to test the new R26 before your precious Nando Flavio obviously discovered who is the better driver.

No, its not! Compare Schumacher's LONG LONG face with Alonso's then tell me whats disgusting.
Reminds me of hitler at times.

Nandos. Schumacher's face looks nothing like Hitlers, maybe if you turn Nando's wannabe beard and put it above his mouth - omg! Perfect image of Hitler. Schumacher doesn't have a long face either.

No, Has he retired, Has he really?
I hope he has. I hope he's gone

As of mid season he will make his mind up of whether to continue or quit, depending on if ferrari are competitive. Looking at summer testing - ferrari are looking competitive - but its still too early to read into any of the lap times.

But hes not going to quit, he can't quit, hes still got a good 3 - 4 years of f1 left in him!

 

[s1n1Ster]

Oi, Fisi is a good driver, and he even gets to test the new R26 before your precious Nando Flavio obviously discovered who is the better driver.

Alonso doesn't need to get back in the car so soon. Besides he still has a trophy to admire. Yea Fishi is a good driver on his day.

Nandos. Schumacher's face looks nothing like Hitlers, maybe if you turn Nando's wannabe beard and put it above his mouth - omg! Perfect image of Hitler. Schumacher doesn't have a long face either.

Of course he looks like hitler. Lets use ur sig as an example.
A paintjob and Voila!

http://img275.imageshack.us/img275/8048/schumachers300052620054kj.jpg

Compare it with Hitler and we have a match!
http://www.calvin.edu/academic/cas/gpa/images/hoff1/hitler2.jpg

Havent you seen a close up of his face. It's 15 by 8 at least. Like a pineapple.

While Alonso is all class.

As of mid season he will make his mind up of whether to continue or quit, depending on if ferrari are competitive. Looking at summer testing - ferrari are looking competitive - but its still too early to read into any of the lap times.

Oh still dragging it out is he. Im surprised his big head still fits in the car. Have they considered new exteriors?

But hes not going to quit, he can't quit, hes still got a good 3 - 4 years of f1 left in him!

3 -4 years in him? HAhahah i hope your not serious

 

[Cape]

Alonso doesn't need to get back in the car so soon. Besides he still has a trophy to admire. Yea Fishi is a good driver on his day.

If Nando sits around any longer, he'll get a beer gut! And he won't be able to fit into the new renault. From what I remember of Melbourne fisi- he drove a pretty good race - but I can barely remember melbourne.

Of course he looks like hitler. Lets use ur sig as an example.
A paintjob and Voila!
http://img275.imageshack.us/img275/8048/schumachers300052620054kj.jpg
Compare it with Hitler and we have a match!
http://www.calvin.edu/academic/cas/gpa/images/hoff1/hitler2.jpg

That hitler joke is old! Geez, you must have too much spare time if all you do is turn michael into hitler.

Havent you seen a close up of his face. It's 15 by 8 at least. Like a pineapple.

And Michael even has spikey hair like a pineapple. Atleast he knows how to have a proper hair cut, unlike Nando and Trulli.

Oh still dragging it out is he. Im surprised his big head still fits in the car. Have they considered new exteriors?

Well hes not like Nando and annouces that hes changing teams 15 years before his contract finishes. And I'd be more concerned about Jensons head fitting into jensons helmet - after all hes a future world champion, with 0 wins from 100 starts

3 -4 years in him? HAhahah i hope your not serious

Yes, I'm being serious.

 

[Orange Juice]

hahha that indian guy claims he just brushed off aguri team... hahah because hes assuming that the newer car to be released later in the year will be postponed and not good enough. I dont think he realises that team will be all jap.

 

[Cape]

Oh, flipping hell. Not an all Jap team

If the team is anything like Satos driving, they won't even make the start line cause they can't find the spare $48 million US for the enterance fee cause Sato wasted all that money in pre-season testing crashing cars.
The design of the car will be shit too, like a volvo, it needs volvo safety features just to cope with Satos driving.

Sato should leave F1 and become a crash test dummy

Toyota to launch their car in 5 days Yay! Ralfie will be on tv *sets tape*

 

[Orange Juice]

the car will be shit, but i bet the newer one will be better than minardi and that other shit team (not ferrari)

 

[Cape]

Ofcourse their car is going to be shit. They are using a chassis from 3 years ago, as well as honda engines and michelin tyres. I need say more.

No more minardi, remember, stoddart has pissed off for good (no wonder why f1 world is so quiet this off season ).

Squardo Torro Roso = minardi, although I do expect them to be better than minardi.

And midland = former jordan. And again, I expect them to be better than jordan. Albers is saying that its a changed team.

The newer super aguri car will still be shit.

 

[Orange Juice]

your shit, and so are ferrari, ill let sinister finish you off, im too tired