Just making a joke about pressing the wrong button on registers and Masters closes hahaI don't get it :S am I stupid? Haha.
There are rumours going around that our store will be one of the ones closing. So sick of hearing it, no one actually knows anything, it's all just gossip.
General rule for store closures is no one knows which stores are closing until they finalise their decisions and announce it, so just don't engage in it. Rumours can spread all they like, but it's likely your store manager will find out the day he or she tells the managers and workers. People have said my store is going to be a closure, but they haven't announced anything, so how would they know?
Undertides, I would answer that question about the citizens arrest carefully btw, Speed is notorious for trying to dig random things out of workers in this thread, and claims he has some sort of relationship with head office that he won't talk about.
Speed, standard procedure for theft is to notify security who notifies police. Citizens arrests as employees of the company is a very dangerous ground, as it would mean holding down the customer, who may press charges against the company for it. I would assume the store followed correct procedure.