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rachelmcdermott

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A guy once asked me if i needed a lift home...

Also one guy said to me,
"Has ur boyfriend brought a lottery ticket"
me: "No"
"Tell him not too he's already won with u"
 

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Do guys palm these lines off their friends? Or do they rehearse them at home, with the facial expressions and stuff?

I got something like, 'Did you lose your wings because I think you fell from heaven.' I think I in turn replied, 'That's good. I must look awesome if I fell all the way from heaven.'

Natural conversation is the best way to pick up -- tip for the guys.
 

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best ive heard
Hey baby, I'm into integral calculus; and I'd love to find the area under your curves.
 

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Yeah old but awesome, dont like it then adios.
 

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For the economics buffs-

"I love you, ceteris paribus."

"I suggest you lower barriers to entry to encourage free exchange."

"Being your prisoner is no dillema"

"I know it's a Saturday, but do you think you'd be open for some direct deposits later? "

"Baby, that booty is a moral hazard! "

"You have a boyfriend? That's ok. The wife and I are into credit-swapping. "

"I know there are competitive bidders, but ask any of the girls here, and they'll tell you my tongue has absolute advantage. "

"I’m a pure public good…you can free-ride on me any time you want."

My favourite-

"You’ve been spending too much time with the invisible hand…time for some external intervention."
 

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"If I rape you will you press charges, LOL?!"
 

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Riet said:
"If I rape you will you press charges, LOL?!"
hahahaha

where u get that one from?

also no offence but are u gay? Purely basing this on your sig- "I love my boyfriend"
 
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yeh man love fags, want cathernandez so bad
 

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Riet said:
yeh man love fags, want cathernandez so bad
lol your either lieing to me or serious- the fact that i dont know who/what cathernandez is makes it impossible for me to tell.

Elaborate...
 

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Clue: It's not about me, and more about retarded bitches wearing Supre shit. It's kinda out-dated now, should change it eh.
 

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Ms. BRIGHTSIDE said:
Well you really narrowed it down there, eh?
I know i definately couldnt be any more specific
 

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Riet said:
Clue: It's not about me, and more about retarded bitches wearing Supre shit. It's kinda out-dated now, should change it eh.
k even if it was about you i dont care if your gay or not, was just wondering

but yea u prob should change or ppl could assume you have sex with men
 

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Nah, I dont really give a shit.
 

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I've heard quite a bit, but a few of my favourites:

(1) "You'd better know CPR."
"Why?"
"...'cos you're taking my breath away."

(2) "Are these space pants? 'Cos your ass is out of this world!"

(3) "You're so hot, I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flames."

(4) "You're 2 over Cos C - 2 (too) Sec C (sexy)."

I've learnt a bit about pick-up lines. Ironically it's in a lecture and we're being examined on them! Pick-up lines tend to work when the lines demonstrate flattery, increasing the liking that the other person would have for you.
 
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Salchow said:
I've heard quite a bit, but a few of my favourites:

(1) "You'd better know CPR."
"Why?"
"...'cos you're taking my breath away."

(2) "Are these space pants? 'Cos your ass is out of this world!"

(3) "You're so hot, I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flames."

(4) "You're 2 over Cos C - 2 (too) Sec C (sexy)."

I've learnt a bit about pick-up lines. Ironically it's in a lecture and we're being examined on them! Pick-up lines tend to work when the lines demonstrate flattery, increasing the liking that the other person would have for you.
I find pickup lines to be a kind of convention. The male says the line, the woman registers the line and registers that he is interested in her, she weighs up her own interest, and thus reacts in either a positive or negative manner.

I spose if the line's particularly funny/original/flattering it might increase the odds by making her at least want to talk to you for longer... thus get to know you better... but all in all I don't think it matters what a guy comes out with providing it isn't negative.
 

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pickup lines just get an initial conversation going. You've probably got a better chance "picking up" if you go over and introduce yourself.
 

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