Threat or pick up line? (1 Viewer)

[Blay]

... i think i landed in a bunch of really evil people <.< LOL

 

[jumb]

Spanish Fly.
They can't charge you with assault because she'll be the one jumping on you!

Yes, but there IS the whole drugging issue.

And the moral problems with it.

 

[val_dramaqueen]

... i think i landed in a bunch of really evil people <.< LOL

oh you are so so right.... but the real question is.. do you like it? lol

 

[r0wlzii]

If shes fat, let her go. If shes actually one of those good looking sexy friends you always wanted to bone but that damn "its better if we're friends chicks" that actually said she liked you then fuck yeh go for that shit.

 

[Phil_frenzy]

Don't listen to this phat rowlzi. He is not familure with relationships of the opposite sex. I believe you sould do what your cold dark heart desires.

 

[r0wlzii]

I belieive you should learn English, play Source (oh wait you CANT!) and die.

Back to tha bitch. Females are the most unpredictable creatures in the universe. Be careful, if you dont care about the possibility of making it weird between yous both if it backfires, go for it.

Is she any good? Got a picture, Ill be thy judge.

 

[PookieMonster]

Females are the most unpredictable creatures in the universe. .

not really. hon we arent aliens.

 

[jumb]

Aliens are predictable. They always come on ships from overseas.

 

[PookieMonster]

Aliens are predictable. They always come on ships from overseas.

no ur mistaking migrants for aliens

 

[bowman]

i once saw a man. he looked like an alien.
i said to him. hey mister u look like an alien.

 

[PookieMonster]

i once saw a man. he looked like an alien.
i said to him. hey mister u look like an alien.

you were in cessnock werent you. i dont leave my mothership/house much.

 

[bowman]

yeah i was, i thought u lookd familiar
was it u with the probe??

 

[PookieMonster]

yeah i was, i thought u lookd familiar
was it u with the probe??

haha no that was mum. i was the one hiding.....

 

[bowman]

yeah, i was close enough. u guys have the same eye's

 

[PookieMonster]

yeah, i was close enough. u guys have the same eye's

we actually do... haha theres a pic of her in the drunken pics thread where im passed out. its like half way thru it.
FOUND IT!!

 

[bowman]

uumm......ok...
that was a bit weird
yeah the thing is. u cant see your mum's other hand that she is probing u with

 

[r0wlzii]

Roflmao!!!!

 

[PookieMonster]

oh dear matey oh dear.

 

[bowman]

yeah i know no one says Roflmao any more