Miss Melly
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has anyone read any?
what do you think?
what do you think?
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Twilight Spin Offs (1 Viewer)
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Harvard Lampoons nightlight is pretty amusing
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Saw that in Kmart the other day, very nearly bought it.
So, there are these three guys sitting and drinking at a bar together.
The first guy says, "Oh, you know what guys? I think I have the smallest hands in the world."
The two other guys nod, and the second guy says, "You know guys? I think I have the smallest feet in the world."
The third guy looks at his friends and says, "Well, I'm a little embarrassed, but I think I have the smallest penis in the world."
All three of them leave the bar, and go across the road to the Guiness World Record store. The first guy goes in, and comes out with a huge grin on his face.
"I have the smallest hands in the world!" he cries.
The second guy goes in, then comes out with a huge grin on his face.
"I have the smallest feet in the world!" he exclaims.
The third guy goes in, then comes out, looking upset and angry.
He says, "Who the hell is Edward Cullen?"
The first guy says, "Oh, you know what guys? I think I have the smallest hands in the world."
The two other guys nod, and the second guy says, "You know guys? I think I have the smallest feet in the world."
The third guy looks at his friends and says, "Well, I'm a little embarrassed, but I think I have the smallest penis in the world."
All three of them leave the bar, and go across the road to the Guiness World Record store. The first guy goes in, and comes out with a huge grin on his face.
"I have the smallest hands in the world!" he cries.
The second guy goes in, then comes out with a huge grin on his face.
"I have the smallest feet in the world!" he exclaims.
The third guy goes in, then comes out, looking upset and angry.
He says, "Who the hell is Edward Cullen?"
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not really spin-offs...
all this vampire shit was selling before, but when all the slutty bitches decided they wanted to root edward cullen, it boomed
just liked with harry potter sparking off other fantasy and magic books etc.
a passing fad... when edward, jobros and slutty cyrus die, they'll find some new annoying craze to masturbate to
all this vampire shit was selling before, but when all the slutty bitches decided they wanted to root edward cullen, it boomed
just liked with harry potter sparking off other fantasy and magic books etc.
a passing fad... when edward, jobros and slutty cyrus die, they'll find some new annoying craze to masturbate to