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Mothers said:
Come on man, that's weak. Your friends need to harden the fuck up (no pun intended). Seriously, what if they find themselves in an alleyway with a guy that wants to rape them?
Yeah to be honest I do agree - I've had a big talk with them about what they should have done and what to do in the future. I have met many other girls who are just as innocent though, thus why I posted this (just to make anyone aware).

This stuff is probably normal to a lot of us in Sydney (seeing stuff like this I mean), but to them they've never encountered anything so... different.
 

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Well they'd call their good friend uhawww and say:
friend: "omg uhawww someone's trying to 'you know' me"
uhaww: "What 'you know'"
friend: "oh you know!"
uhawww: "oh shit im coming
 

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uhawww said:
Yeah to be honest I do agree - I've had a big talk with them about what they should have done and what to do in the future. I have met many other girls who are just as innocent though, thus why I posted this (just to make anyone aware).

This stuff is probably normal to a lot of us in Sydney (seeing stuff like this I mean), but to them they've never encountered anything so... different.
HAHAHAHAHA, yeah, I guess that sort of an experience would be quite terrifying. They should've kicked him in the balls. Did you tell them that?
 

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Thread needs more wang jokes.

Get it? Cause Wang is both a popular asian last name and a colloquial euphemism for a penis. I'm too funny.

(im going now)
 

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Actually they should feel proud that someone's jizzing over em.

not as in 'over em', like..their pretty enough to make someone jizz. They should feel proud.
 

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Thread needs more wang jokes.

Get it? Cause Wang is both a popular asian last name and a colloquial euphemism for a penis. I'm too funny.

(im going now)
Has anybody ever noticed the irony in the name Hung Wang on an Asian (not that it's likely for that name to be given to a non-asian).
 

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jumb said:
Thread needs more wang jokes.

Get it? Cause Wang is both a popular asian last name and a colloquial euphemism for a penis. I'm too funny.

(im going now)
that was crap.

but srsli this thread is more entertaining than a 'you know'
 

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the reservation system at work doesn't let us put 'dong' as someones last name


it comes up with an error saying inappropriate language (i'm serious....)
 

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inappropriate language, lol thats funny, a site i saw displaying some game names had "Chronicles of Rid****"
quite funny
 

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lionking1191 said:
that was crap.

but srsli this thread is more entertaining than a 'you know'
thanks random 08er



i wrote it in a way to give people a bit of a laugh, but at the same let people know it's not only seedy old guys you need to look out for

fairly sure most uni students would have the brains to take something from it
 

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Too far dm4n
I think this thread is growing too long
The jokes are getting too soft
Maybe its time to harden up and pull out some decent ones?
 
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