Worst compliment you've ever received from a SO/love interest (2 Viewers)

[breaking]

"holy fuck, it's tiny!"

(referring to my penis)

hahahahaha fuck, i remember posting this

(just for the record that didn't actually happen lol)

 

[chelsea girl]

:jaw:
that person is a liar!

haha it was stephen

 

[Omie Jay]

hahaha, i see

 

[meilz92]

"even though other people dont see it, i think your beautiful"



...........waah?

 

[ay0_x]

at the beach

"babe dont worry that you're wearing shorts cuz theres always fat chix wearing bikinis"

"babe dont wear makeup next time"
*i dont wear makeup*
"um baby whats wrong with your face today?"

haha fucking asshole.

 

[theism]

'normally i'm not attracted to asians, but you're an exception'

 

[hopethisworks]

lol love backhanded comments

especially at work

 

[Bushra1209]

"My friends think you are loud and obnoxious. Seriously what kind of girl asks the questions that you do? But hey, we are tight so I can deal with it.."

W
T
F

 

[katietheskatie]

at the beach

"babe dont worry that you're wearing shorts cuz theres always fat chix wearing bikinis"

"babe dont wear makeup next time"
*i dont wear makeup*
"um baby whats wrong with your face today?"

haha fucking asshole.

sounds like a real winner

 

[breaking]

sounds like a leb

eft

 

[katietheskatie]

same thing really

 

[vantastic]

"you'd look hot with a nose job!" - from a fat guy with a black front tooth, and the world's longest nose to me with a perfectly normal nose. hmm. pot. kettle. black.

 

[fliick]

A girl snarted while I was trying to pick her up.
It's a response to a pick up. Haven't had it happen again though, so it's not just me.

(+) 'suck me beautiful' doesnt work well on the drunk

 

[Omie Jay]

HAHAHAHAHhahahaha!!!!

that'd be awkward!

 

[untouchablecuz]

at the beach

"babe dont worry that you're wearing shorts cuz theres always fat chix wearing bikinis"

"babe dont wear makeup next time"
*i dont wear makeup*
"um baby whats wrong with your face today?"

haha fucking asshole.

auburn's finest

 

[alax dillon]

you remind me of an orangutan. they are so beautiful.

 

[XPac2]

lol @ Alax Dillons sig.

Now then
"Dw Christian, you don't need her she was sleeping with your brother anyway." this was a twofer
cos i dumped her initially cos she said:
"You knw, i was looking for someone smart and handsome. I guess i cant have it all. But you'll do!!"
Which one???

 

[pman]

just from a friend but they said, "you smell nice when you've just had a shower, you should shower more often", meaning it as a compliment

 

[krels]

"you have nice legs, but woah your sister is hot!"

seriously! wtf loser

 

[CountVonChocula]

sup christina

u mean ugly betty lol