Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush (12 Viewers)

[Omnipotence]

i wish i was strong enough to let you love me <3

But you are.

 

[annagurl]

It was insinuated.

Where?

 

[Absolutezero]

Sly:

"You need to get past that... because no ass is worth thinking that much about..."

Seriously though, treat it like a bandaid. Do whatever has to be done quickly, deal with it, and move one. Don't dwell on these things. Trust me.

/fatherlywisdom.

 

[Omnipotence]

Anyways how is little Geoffrey, Anna?

 

[annagurl]

Sly:

"You need to get past that... because no ass is worth thinking that much about..."

Seriously though, treat it like a bandaid. Do whatever has to be done quickly, deal with it, and move one. Don't dwell on these things. Trust me.

/fatherlywisdom.

Yeah man. Listen to father Kelvin, here.
She's a band aid. Gotta rip her off and get her outta your system

 

[slyhunter]

:/
We shall discuss Thursday
Don't blame yourself, i'm sure you did nothing wrong.

Whaaaattt? Who said anything about rape.

There are things wrong with me.

Like letting myself go to this bitch.

Sly:

"You need to get past that... because no ass is worth thinking that much about..."

Seriously though, treat it like a bandaid. Do whatever has to be done quickly, deal with it, and move one. Don't dwell on these things. Trust me.

/fatherlywisdom.

Thank you o fatherly figure.

I do have slightly related unresolved problems that need to be solved as well.

 

[annagurl]

Anyways how is little Geoffrey, Anna?

Geoffrey is a horrid name.
Besides, Kelvin and I decided to give our children numbers instead of names after the 19358th child. Child 19359, formally known as Geoffrey is doing well.

 

[Omnipotence]

You two are very productive. Name your next baby after me.

 

[annagurl]

There are things wrong with me.

Like letting myself go to this bitch.

I'm here for you bro. Wow. Things have changed since we last spoke... and I spoke to you like a few days ago. Who is this bitch and where did she come from, from the space of when we last spoke to now? lol

 

[Omnipotence]

I'm here for you bro. Wow. Things have changed since we last spoke... and I spoke to you like a few days ago. Who is this bitch and where did she come from, from the space of when we last spoke to now? lol

Relax. The other person may be lurking the forum.

 

[annagurl]

You two are very productive. Name your next baby after me.

I don't know man...
you've gotta consult Kelvin. He names ever even numbered kid we have, I name the odd.

 

[slyhunter]

I'm here for you bro. Wow. Things have changed since we last spoke... and I spoke to you like a few days ago. Who is this bitch and where did she come from, from the space of when we last spoke to now? lol

Not in that space. Remember that girl I used to talk about...right at the start?

Yeah, I discovered things lately and I haven't been too pleased.

 

[Omnipotence]

Why not? You two are my children's god parents.

 

[Absolutezero]

You two are very productive. Name your next baby after me.

Ok.

 

[Absolutezero]

the law doesnt let you do that

It does if you write them in words.

Personally, the name Seven would be pretty cool.

 

[jumb]

Ok.

Me next, please!

 

[annagurl]

Not in that space. Remember that girl I used to talk about...right at the start?

Yeah, I discovered things lately and I haven't been too pleased.

I remember her
Hmm...

Why not? You two are my children's god parents.

That's true. But what if its a girl?

 

[Omnipotence]

This is little Geoffrey, if anyone is curious.

 

[annagurl]

It does if you write them in words.

Personally, the name Seven would be pretty cool.

Exactly. There are ways to get around the law. Although, we didn't name child 69, sixty-nine. We skipped that number and just named 69, seventy for the sake of that childs childhood years.

 

[Omnipotence]

Caucasian = Absolutezero
Asian = Annagurl