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i have a feeling youre only using me though :(

would you sex me for free? :shy:

neither one actually

what does he mean! lamingstons- NO sexing me costs atleast $300 (dates, dinner, movies, late night phone calls whisperin sweet nothin's)

gentlemen ALWAYS trim

nope just swallow

2 million wait what :(

client and whore relationship? idk m8 pay in advance + use a rubber + lube and probably yeah

ya and he wont call you afterwards plus he'll stroke your hair while you do it

lol'd so hard

confirmed straight and unhomophobic and 100% comfortable with their sexuality/masculinity

seriously what why you would never have to work your kids would never have to work

im bisexual this really doesnt apply to me m8 no one would know unless you went around telling them so your "socially accepted" point is invalid YOU GUYS ITS 1 MILLION?

str8 guys: would you suck dick for a million? str8 chicks: would you eat a girl out for a million? srs questions

"women have exactly the kind of relationship they want" sorry, but girls basically have most if not all the power when it comes to dating your friend is staying with this dumbfuck she is just as bad as him and she is addicted to the crazy

what the shit are you on about serious relationship =/= sex

if serious is defined by exclusive + longterm then yes why is that a problem

lol why whats wrong with it? its kinda like dressupgames /roleplay. fun activity to break out of BANG BANG BANG *FALL ASLEEP* sex routines

sounds about right to me besides, theres no saying how much she sucks in/forces those clothes on >.>

this but its also harder to fall in love with someone so deeply after the first real hurt so thats probably why its easier