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Evan handcuffs Marcus to IPR :)

Evan wonders if Justin & Marcus are going to smash plates now?

Evan starts wailing uncontrollably upon the discovery that everyone hates Evan so "WAAAAAAAH!" Evan sees two figures stirring in response to Lynn, Susan & Justin's calls and prepares to die by overdose of deck

Evan looks around the room and notices something which says do not push and...Evan pushes IT!

Evan uses the mysterious powers of the binomial theorem to cause Justin to be teleported into the world of a mills and boons novel

Evan calculates the odds of the afore-mentioned projectile of being very pointy stilettos and finds the odds VERY VERY HIGH!

Evan recomputes that with his super duper brain and says that it is a law of physics that states furniture must gravitate towards Lynn's room

Evan will then be lynn's houseslave for a month

Evan thinks Justin has too many emotional problems due to what occured with the elephants, who wouldn't after biting an elephant on the rear in the midst of its bowel movement. Therefore Evan thinks Lynn and Evan should co-write the epic of the elephants due to their objectivity

The Elephants wore signs on their rears saying bite me and Justin simply couldn't resist, therefore vampire elephants

That's because Justin is a very "special" nice greek boy :p

Thats cos Justin doesn't like the light due to his vampiric nature (now everyone Knows who bit those elephants)

Evan would like to state he met his 4u english teacher today for his first class(using the term loosely) and she told him a few interesting things about 4u english........ he also doesn't have to pay any fees whatsoever for his ext.2 subs :D

Evan thinks Lynn's claws look very pretty with all of the nail polish :) Edit:Evan is sleeping now so bye, bye

Then Evan states that if Katie has somehow appropriated an image of Evan's beauty it must have been through the most distasteful of ways

Evan offers Justin a hundred million dollars so long as he posts his masterpiece. On another note Evan had the administrative induction day for his Math Extension 2 class at Bankstown and is quite amused at the results.

Evan agrees :) Now scenario floats through Evan's head of IPR members turning into anime characters and saving the world with sexiness powers

But Evan thinks Katies' sources are erroneous and imaginary in origin

He won't be :) but Katie will

Evan is unconcerned as he knows Katie is lying now to protect herself from the ultimate beauty that is Evan