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Evan was going to retcon Gerri Haliwell into the Greek anthem but upon recieving points he is placated and instead plays Baroque arias

Evan gasps at Marcus' blatant plagiarism of the concept of the phoenix and so hires some lawyers to sue the faux phoenixes and states at the demos "He will not let your people GO!" and proceeds to play Gerri Haliwell music to induce pain in their souls. EDIT: Evan took the dog to 4 vets in...

Evan helped rescue a dog today, and watched a recording of his sister's sonograph

Evan detonates Marcus' doves midflight He also gets a big cat-of-nine-tails to whip all the demos on the ass :D

They want to overhtrow a tyrant ruler? Aaah they mean Marcus descendant of the royalty of Corinthia who rules the csabai with an iron fist. They certainly couldn't be here to overthrow the gentle and compassionate Evan ruler of the solar system P.S How was Marcus' day?

Oh, Evan is King all right and he is thinking what punishment to administer to Justin for suggesting Evan is so plebian a figure as a herald, not to mention the check ur email trick( which ironically turned out really well as Evan had urgent e-mail)

Have fun with the royal pizza and do not disgrace your title

Marcus is now! Marcus is now dubbed as Existential Marcus ***** You may approach our royal throne

Evan thinks Marcus is substituting existential esoteric bull for an explanation...................again

Evan is confused about the following: and how they relate to what was said

Even though Evan has only been gone for a short period of time he is already confused by IPR :confused:

Evan would like to know what site Susan uses for porn star calculation and asks if the site can be applied to John Howard Evan would state that his first ever dog was called Lady (inventive huh?) and his street is named the same as the roman version of the greek goddess of weaving He also...

good night Justin, beware the vampiric elephants :p Edit: Also a good night to Susan the score-board boss lady

Evan gives everyone an extra log 0.0009 point if they can figure out what the no. of the log is

Cosmic Evan's face draws into a thin line displaying thhat he is barely satisfied with the peasant's contribution and would like a new oracle to boot

Evan believes that one such as himself with cosmic powers is beyond these laws especially when he has just awarded every one else a significant boost or would Justin rather that Evan withdraw his contribution?

In competition Evan gives everyone 180 points Marcus---------------302 Justin----------------290.2 Lynn ----------------240 Susan---------------242 Alan------------------ 193 Katie------------------193 Amber----------------193 Thomas--------------193 Diana------------------193...

Evan in his generosity gives Matt two points and Justin 1/5 of a point Marcus---------------122 Lynn ----------------60 Susan---------------62 Alan------------------ 13 Katie------------------13 Amber----------------13 Thomas--------------13 Diana------------------13...

Evan jumps up and down excitedly while clapping "Yay!" then looks down and counts the points he recieved and looks disgruntledly at the other members

Evan prostrates himself in front of the all powerful Susan and meekly requests some extra points for being new