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"feelings on the line", "heart on your sleeve", could we speak without so many metephors pls? i have trouble understanding u ppl in normal straight forward english. im only a very simple pirate.

buy a pirate ship... the ladies love that.

MUCH too long, sif anyone actually read that. if any1 did, could u give it to me in a nutshell? savvy

are "truck" and parking in the "trailor park" metephors? or am i reading into it too much... do u actually mean a truck?

I only smoke after sex, one cigarette max... ...im a pack-a-day smoker.

no, jet li put the idea of 'the one' into my head... :D

oh im bad. im very bad. savvy

i hope they like sparrowers... otherwise im fecked. so is macca

i lost mine to a sparrow... painful. then we married and she i changed my surname to hers... stubborn bitch. savvy

my first kiss was with a puffer-fish, savvy

arrr matey savvy

keep the post length down mateys. ur ALL tards arrrrrrr savvy

the great sparrow never had his virginity. lost it at birth to the black pearl. not something id wanna try again, hurts like hell. arrrrrrrrrrrrr savvy

the black pearl, savvy

Stop Blowing holes in My Ship!!!!!!

listen to the great sparrow. Pride of the King's navy you are. Do not lose these: [guaranteed to work, just ask maccccccca] u do jack the whole year {pardon the pun :D}, then the day before the final exam, u CRAM like u never crammed before! Can it be done, u ask? Well, Mr. Cotton. Do...

i am disinclined to acquiesce your request that means no

ay, my ships better then the p&o crap. we'll sink her!