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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket holding its breath... yes its meant to be idiotic.. please dont judge my intelligence by my sense of humour..

whats red and sits in the corner? a baby playing with razor blades.

nice ... how do you paint a room red... ?? ahem... cough..... throw a baby in the fan..

thinking english, philosophy, history, classics.. maybe some politics.. just as a bit of a filler...

hmmm floyd... van morrison, the doors... was into Simon and Garfunkel.. but i forfieted the cd to my father... its a sad day when he cant find his cd's cause i have them;)

haha that was the funniest.. love it

So... all those texts about sex... would disadvantage all the virgins out there huh? so we are getting to the point where we disallow certain texts because some people, a minority, yes christianity has become a minority these days, might understand things better? Oh wait... we should disallow...

what subjects you thinking of doing in arts issy?

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ohh... umm... u2, ben folds, radiohead, st germain (acid jazz sorta stuff), counting crows, gyroscope, chemical brothers... lots of others.. but they are of note.

dont worry... just a joke.. sorry.. occasionaly i yes.

wow.. at the rate your going... you sound mad... brown hair, jeff buckley literate...

did you get a program for O week? it runs through the different academic and social and university life activities thatll be happening. that will give you the best idea of whether or not its worth going to... im not sure if theres one on the web... anyone? with the academic part.. i think...

i wasnt being serious... i shall now prove this point, but continuing to be insulted. got any better jokes sport? ;)

i find your dismissiveness of my attempts insulting. the jokes are simply not meant to be gotten.. the ones above are just absurdist.. they do not posses a line to be comprehended or any such thing.. when do you know a lead singer is at your front door? he cant find the key and dosnt...

umm... why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a piece of toast.. better?

dont know any sites.. but... why did gumby fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him...

thats why its probably cheaper to stay up to late hours photocopying books in the library... and reading really really really quickly so as not to incur a library fine.

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lol... well... look at my avatar... I've met anna, so ill be around her somewhere.. so, the big tall guy with side burns and a colourful necklace.. so thats two people... should snowball from there.. or not... either way;)