best pick-up lines (1 Viewer)

[Calculon]

"the only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name"

 

[.:b-me:.]

Originally posted by ToO LaZy ^*
now THAT"S a pickup line!
*writes in pickup line notepad*

yep...try that one on girls

 

[my sharona]

"did i see you in my shrink's waiting room?"

 

[ujuphleg]

i don't know any good pickup lines. I know a lot of bad ones...

in fact, i've had "Is that a space-suit you are wearing? Cos your tits look out of this world!" used on me... *gags*

 

[my sharona]

worst one used on me: (sum loser from tutoring)

'i like you... you're like a proton'

i mean... wtf?!

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

 

[Tommy_Lamp]

if you think chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie

hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus

hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?

hi, I'm the new milkman. do you want it in the front or the back?

you are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can be breastfed by you until I'm 20.

 

[neeja]

Warning - All of the following are lifted from Weird Al Yankovic's Song "Wanna b ur lovr" - i have taken out most of the crap. enjoy

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I like your skeletal structure, baby you're an ectomorph, no doubt

Your face is real symmetrical and your nostils are so nice

I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl so I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare

You're so hot, you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear

I'll bet you're magically delicious like a bowl of Lucky Charms

You'd look like Venus de Milo if I just cut off your arms

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

My love for you's like diarrhea I just can't hold it in

Stop, drop and roll now 'cause baby, you're on fire

I'll bet your outfit makes a lot of noise in the drier

You're absolutely perfect don't speak now, you might spoil it

Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet

I hope I'm not being forward but do you mind if I chew on your butt?

You can tell me truthfully am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?

There just aren't enough o's in "smooth" to desribe how smooth I am

Maybe you've seen my picture it's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

My lips are registered weapons can I invade your personal space?

Well, how'd you get through security? 'cause, baby, you're the bomb

I'd like to take you home right now so you can meet my mom

Girl, you must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy

 

[santaslayer]

I'm no Fred Flinstone but I bet I can make your Bed-rock.

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

bhahahh..hvn't heard that one before

 

[babygirrl **HoOchie**]

no pick up lines are essentially "good" but there are some funny ones.. i cant b bothered reading evry1 elses so if theyve been said than plz ignore...
"you mist be jamaican cuz jamaican me crazy"!! my fav
"was ur daddy a terrorist? cuz baby ur da bomb!"

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

Originally posted by babygirrl **HoOchie**
no pick up lines are essentially "good" but there are some funny ones.. i cant b bothered reading evry1 elses so if theyve been said than plz ignore...
"you mist be jamaican cuz jamaican me crazy"!! my fav
"was ur daddy a terrorist? cuz baby ur da bomb!"

they've been said about 5 times already!..grrr..
nah, jokes, only 3 times

 

[smegger_em]

Hey baby, i might not be the hottest guy in this room... but i'm the only one talking to you

 

[lengstar]

baby i've jumped since i was five
i've jump so much that i now jump to just stay alive
i've jumped cars and trunk and tramoplines i've even jumped a plane
i've bungy jumped across the world i've even jumped through spain
the only thing i haven't jump to make my happiness true
the only thing i want to jump now is jump on top of you

 

[asha_ramirez]

Ok I'm stealing these from Bio-Dome:

Boy: Excuse me miss, did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Boy: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?
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Boy: Excuse me miss, are you tired?
Girl: No, I'm not tired.
Boy: Oh, because you've been running through my mind all day.

Originally posted by LoUiE SmOoiE
Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.

I rate that pick-up line, but I'm a nerd... and Doom 3 Graphics are hardcore...

I've never had a pick-up line used on me, haha I usually do the initiating (sp?), either that or the boys are straight up with it.

 

[Enlightened_One]

You have nice legs, what time do they open.

Mind if I scratch your bellybutton from the inside.

I want to kiss you on the lips and work my way up to your bellybutton.

These are some of the many stupid ones that I have found. I haven't ever used any of them though.

 

[JadedJade]

Hey did you fart? cos you blew me away..

Hey my name name Jade, i like peanut butter wanna fuck??

 

[ToO LaZy ^*]

Originally posted by [FTHRW8]

Hi. You'll do.

i like..i like..

 

[asha_ramirez]

Originally posted by JadedJade

Hey my name name Jade, i like peanut butter wanna fuck??

I don't think introducing yourself was necessary, skip straight to the peanut butter and fucking Haha!...


Although I do like this one...

Boy: Do you have sex with strangers?
Girl: No.
Boy: Well let me introduce myself...