"This is like that drug trip I saw in a movie..when I was on a drug trip"
"Bender: It was horrible! A nightmare!
Fry: What happened?
Bender: I dreamt I was in a place of 0's and 1's and all of a sudden... I saw a two *whimper*
Fry: It's ok Bender, don't worry. There's no such thing as 2's."
"Fry: If it makes you feel any better, his body was vaprized so there no chance he'll come back as a zombie
Fry's Gramma in the past:I'm not worried about that*Crying*
Fry:Then you are a braver woman then I"
Zoidberg - "Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain."
(Fry opens his mouth)
Zoidberg - "No, not that mouth, the other one."
Fry - "Er.. I only have one."
Zoidberg (Facinated) - "Really?.."
Fry - "Could I see a human doctor?"
Zoidberg - "Young lady, I'm an expert on humans. Now open your mouth and say, 'Vvrrooddd-diii-dooo-ddii-dddooiih!!'"
Fry - "ahem.. 'Vrro-diii-doo-dii-diii-ddddoo!!' '"
Zoidberg - "WHAT?? MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!! GET OUT!!!"