i am customer relations supervisor and i work at my family pizza shop which is why i CANT get fired for anything i do
My rules are as follows:
1- DONT fukin order delivery if u cannot afford to pay with cash, we do not take credit cards over the fone
NOR do we send our delivery driver with an eftpos machine.
2- DONT make mindless chit chatter when u can see that i am
PLAINLY STUDYING WITH THE FOLDER TITLED HSC CHEMISTRY MODULE 1
3- DONT look at me when i serve u and say
"what nashionality are u" INCASE u cant tell i have the
ALBANIAN FUKIN EAGLE around my neck. dumbasses
4- I DONT WEAR a namebadge Because i dont want to be
HARRASSED by stupid merrylands fuks that wen they see me they go "
OH HELLO FIONA".
5- Its not my fault u ordered a hawaiin with no ham and ended up with a cheese and fukin pineapple pizza. Farout.
6- Dont mock me over the phone when i cant hear wat u r saying. its not my fault u are a completed dumb, deaf and mute incoherant fuk.
7- If i give u $2.10 change and my tip jar is there, dont drop the 10 cents and say
"u need it more than i do".
NO I DONT. i drive a fukin brand new beamer. chances are u need it more than me dikhead.
8- DONT walk past my shop and gawk at the menu at the front, walk in then see the prices and walk out,
THE PRICES ARE ON THE MENU OUTSIDE MORON.
9- DONT call me pet names like "
darling" and "
sweetie"
10- If u chose to eat in my restaurant. Please be considerate and
DONT EAT like a fukin animal. I do not like mopping up orange juice and coke that ur partner spilt on the floor cause they eat like animals.
11- DONT ABUSE me when ur pizza is not ready in 15 minutes.
I DO NOT make them and i frankly do not give a fuk.
12- If i apologise to u for lateness or some other reason, have the courtesy to look me in the eye and say
"thats ohk" even if u dont mean it. Dont chuck a hissy fit and say "
Im going to dominos" cause ur a fukin adult and i'll just say
"GO TO DOMINOS WE DONT NEED U".
13- when u ask for the manager and i say "
i am it" dont look at me weird and say
"i want one over 18". Im probably more mature than u spastic.
14- Dont bargain with me for the prices. even if ur meal comes to ten dollars and five cents. i
WILL make u pay ten dollars and five cents. We are not the
GOOD GUYS where u pay less for cash.
15- Dont ring up and complain saying "
Awwwwww my pizzas cold" then wen i say we will give u a new one, we will just pick up the cold pizza and you say
"awwwwwww we ate it already" then obviously u fat fuk it wasnt cold and u just want another pizza.
CHEAPSKATE.