The best movie lines (1 Viewer)

[Hannargh]

"I've had enough of these Mother Fucking snakes on this Mother Fucking plane!"

 

[Teclis]

Some quote from "se7en'

David Mills - Fuckin' Dante... poetry-writing faggot! Piece of shit, motherfucker!

David Mills - C'mon, he's insane. Look. Right now he's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter.

William Somerset - If we catch John Doe and he turns out to be the devil, I mean if he's Satan himself, that might live up to our expectations, but he's not the devil. He's just a man.

David Mills - He's fucking with us. See this... (bends over desk) this is us.

Memento Quotes:

Natalie: What's the last thing that you do remember?
Leonard Shelby: My wife...
Natalie: That's sweet.
Leonard Shelby: ...dying.

Teddy: You know, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.

Leonard Shelby: These tracks are just a few days old.
Teddy: What are you, Pocahontas?

Leonard Shelby: I don't think they'd let someone like me carry a gun.
Teddy: I fucking hope not.

 

[Scruffy101]

I drink your MILKSHAKE!! I drink it up!!!

 

[efhat]

What is this? A school for ants?
How are they supposed to learn if they cant even get inside

 

[untouchablecuz]

Patrick Bateman: There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

american psycho

 

[KnifeySpoony]

"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker! how you like me now huh?"

 

[xeuyrawp]

'Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape' is probably my favourite. Edit: No wait 'Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!' is my favourite.

'Freedom is the right of all sentient beings' and other highhorse sayings from Optimus.

'After all, we're not savages. We're English, and the English are best at everything.' from Lord of the Flies.

The opening bit from Crash is pretty good as well. None of my favourite films have really awesome lines though. The end of Downfall, where the actual lady speaks, always gets me teary, though.

 

[Iron]

i'm an oil man

 

[Silver Persian]

The killer's a literature professor. He cuts off little chunks from his victims' bodies until they die. He calls himself "the deconstructionist".

Lester Burnham: So, Janie, how was school?
Jane Burnham: It was okay.
Lester Burnham: Just okay?
Jane Burnham: No, Dad, it was spectacular.

You alright there, Margie?

 

[Jack Burton]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

 

[Jack Burton]

Jack Burton: [tapping on the walls] Two, three feet thick, I'll bet. Probably welded shut from the outside, and covered with brick by now!
Wang Chi: Don't give up, Jack!
Jack Burton: Oh, okay, I won't, Wang! Let's just *chew* our way outta here

 

[breaking]

Matt: Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuff.
Juno MacGuff: She gave you... your own room in... in your whole house? For your... for your stuff? Wow, she's got you on a long leash, Mark.


LMAOROFL.

it's mark, not matt

also i'm fairly sure that line isn't worthy of a "LMAOROFL" but anyway, still an awesome movie

 

[Cinnamonster]

Woody: What happened to you?
Buzz: One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette....and her little sister!
Woody: I think you've had enough tea for today, let's get you outta here, Buzz.
Buzz: Don't you get it?
[points to a doll's hat on his head]
Buzz: You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt!
[laughs hysterically]
Woody: Snap out of it, Buzz!
[opens Buzz's helmet, slaps Buzz across the face with his detached arm, then closes the helmet]
Buzz: [calmly] I-I-I... you're right. I'm sorry, I am just a little depressed, that's all. I can get through this.
[breaks down again]
Buzz: Oh, I'm a sham!

 

[Ksubi]

Horton hears a who.

Katy: "in my world everyone eats rainbows and poops butterflies"

 

[Iron]

My first day as a woman and I'm already getting hot flashes

 

[Iron]

theeenkyou for coming beck to me

 

[Iron]

Damascus!!!!

 

[Iron]

greenhouses could be maintained; animals could be bred and slaughtered

 

[Iron]

It's people!
Soylent green is people

 

[Iron]

i love lamp