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obviously not :uhoh: nothing like a bit of torn penis skin

sounds like a real winner

lol

also that jamie cullum's chick is gross and skinny as fuck and he isn't thattttt much shorter than her

nah there's no way i'd want to be ridiculously tall.... i'd get sick to death of all the lame "lolol how's the weather up there" jokes and just want to punch cunts, and dating a chick of normal (or less) height would just get awkward plus you'd pretty much have to keep fit/do weights and have...

fuck you're a shit troll ari

yes, because people are like "what's that 23 year old doing with a 12 year old?" or something

fuck you're strange

powerviolence? lol

lol

Re: SINGLE room 110$ per week, 20 minutes to city on train, Belmore that jug for boiling water does sound pretty tempting though

Re: SINGLE room 110$ per week, 20 minutes to city on train, Belmore you must be doing something wrong if this is the thirteenth housemate in a year you're looking for..... as awesome as living with "students and workers from vietnam and serbia" sounds :uhoh...

really? oh shit, well i must be then. my mistake, thanks for clearing that up for me :uhoh:

i can't believe shit like this actually makes news furthermore i can't believe people are actually all "OMG LOL SECRET GOVERNMENT COVER UP", you've been watching too much men in black you fucktard lefty conspiracy theorists

yeah there's a fairly epic height difference, i'm like 20something cm taller? and i don't think i could date a chick taller than me, as shallow as that sounds.... short girls ftmfw anyway

um... no? sorry, who are you?

yeah i think i look about my age.... people often think i'm like 18/19 but i think that's more to do with how i act lol if someone told me i looked older than 23 i'd probably cry... fuck that

you would say that

what? fuck off you confirmed muslim

i... am... job.