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Evan unfortunately couldn't stop himself and sold pics of Marcus nude all over the net

Because Evan is watching you. MWAHAHAHAH!

Shouldn't Marcus wear the pink G-string to go with it.

Evan says he will wear a tutu along with a top hat in order to prove his SeXiness :) Evan also says that Adonis was not of direct divine blood but was born from a cursed woman's lust for her father, the only thing divine about Adonis is that Aphrodite liked to screw him

Evan says that since Marcus is a descendant of Adonis does that mean he is descended from incest?

Evan wrestles monster to the floor and realises it is no less than the board of studies, "Avaunt, foul demon" Evan states as he pours holy water onto the board's face and watches it melt. Hmmm. Evan ponders. Maybe Evan should star in his own series Evan the Board Slayer

Evan says goodnight to Matt. Evan hears the room echoing *shivers* Evan realises he is all alone "Ahhh! Is anyone out there? Anybody?"* Dark monster arrives and tries to attack Evan*

Evan gives his mercernaries viagra ;) and watches Katie and Lynn flee the scene in horror

Evan employs a mercernary army of sumo wrestlers to attack!

Since Evan does not scare Katie perhaps a Victoria Beckham cd would be more effective

Evan has returned. With a rifle. All IPR members who anger evan will be shot with the gerri haliwell cds in the rifle

Now Evan would attack Alan but he has absconded from IPR so Evan must find a target for his rage :mad: Hello Matt - had fun with the toilet seat yet?

Noooooo! Evan just figured that out and somebody has already done it. * Readies chainsaw* Who got to my idea? :vcross:

Evan thinks Katie should accept reality again that not only is Evan incredibly sexy but Katie knows it!

Evan is deciding Katie isn't really amusing to talk to anymore as she just keeps saying twat

then they'll be counted instead provided you have the other units

Evan doesn't feel like he's lost anything

One of those things Evan fails at is to believe Katie's sexiness :p

Looks around for someone to echo this statement but finds no one and comes to the conclusion that Justin is unique in this view

Evan sees that Justin believes most verily in his sig :D