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And so Justin should be, only those with the SeX factor have rights, all others must merely admire those with SeX factor and wonder

Evan uses voodoo to turn Katie into a Paris Hilton hobbit in revenge, with half of paris hilton's IQ

Why is everyone turning on Evan? :confused: Katie must simply feel threatened

No,no Katie is forgetting someone already holds this position....Evan, Evan in fact holds all positions

Katie should go in the guiness book of records

Why oh why? Oh the humanity! Justin's emotional cruelty is without bounds. Evan asks Lynn to give Justin a royal reprimand for his, his absolute sadism

Evan is absolutely shattered at Justin's rejection and states that he will be emotionally crippled for the remainder of his life due to Justin's insensitive behaviour *cries*

Then perhaps Evan should have bullied Justin as well, it would only be an hour's drive for Justin and Justin would get to be Evan's slave for the day :D

Evan agrees, he has been waiting highly impatiently for one of his friends to come back and now that one has, Evan has bullied him into driving from liverpool to pick Evan up and take Evan somewhere amusing

Evan would like to announce his best friend returned from Mecca and a measure of Evan's boredom is alleviated at this as Evan is now going out on wednesday. Evan would also say he is far more random than anyone else and takes up his pepperoni bazooka to proove this fact.

The cloud reappears and states this is a limited time offer only it will expire in eight minutes. Evan suggest Thomas smell Matt"s feet as it will be a quick way to get to know him

THe one which contains marks from menstrual discharge and poop left over

The exalted cloud states that it is truly the way of godhood and enlightenment if you suck on the public toilet seat after use but if Matt wishes someone else to recieve enlightenment...

No there iis only one way

"The clouds coalesce once again but this time form into a giant cow wearing a tutu and a leather jacket "Moo, You must suck on the public toilet seat and then all will be clear"

Evan looks to the skies as they coalesce into the form of a giant lion " The secret Simba is in the toilet"

Physically so. The case of Matt and his siamese sock and the groundbreaking procedures used to attempt the separation are legendary

Indeed the sorry state of affairs Matt's socks are in would lead anyone to amusement

Evan wonders what a laughing sock would be like. Evan thinks commuters should have special provisions in place to deal with a de-shoed Matt, one of these being a fumigation mask

Evan wasn't aware that Matt had face on the internet though he cetainly had smelly feet