... moths?
It wouldn't be that bad, I had to sit through all my sister's shit when I was younger. Ballet and other concerts are really painful at that age.
Mosh pits!
I wouldn't be able to go either way, I'm playing golf on sunday. Although, it's predicted to be pissing down rain, so not sure if that would still be on.
9pm on a friday night is just too lame though. By that time on a friday at a pub, the only thing that can retain my attention for more than 3 seconds is a girl walking past.